Realman - have a root around under your bed for your trusty 'special' sock. That will be your girlfriend now.
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You have truely earned that Polka Dot Jersey - yes £60 well spent there my man. You could have spent that on some sniff or ellis dee; but no you wisely invested that money in piece of clothing that will strike fear into the very heart of your greatest rivals.
Actually it was given to me by a friend.
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not sure why we give him grief for his cycling - tell em where you were cycling and see how many here could do it. I wore one and I even had a Millar king of the mountains bike as a kid like this but without tri bars
edit:given what you saod above sorry for what I said on the other thread i had not read the above first. I may have been slightly less sarcastic if I hadPosted 1 year ago # -
Just yesterday she was texting me telling me all about her new boyfriend going into a few too many details.
That was quick. Probably overlapped eh? He'll be the overweight Geordie I mentioned earlier....
Didn't really want to burden mates with my feelings, so came here instead.
Aye thanks very much. Actually you were too embarrassed to discuss it with real mates so er....broached the subject for guaranteed ridicule on a public forum instead...o-k.
She was plainly an insensitive scrubber with no appreciation of your finer points. She has done you a favour.
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Proper
z at this thread!It's given me quite a few giggles.
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a few too many details.
We think you should share....
Posted 1 year ago # -
God I feel really bad now, I split up with a girl a year ago. I hear she's really happy now, I cry myself to sleep.
That is just the yawning existential void at the heart of modern life at your advancing age dude. It's nothing to do with your ex bird being happy. She was also a scrubber. I should know.
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her new boyf isn't the friend that gave you that jersey is it?
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I hope you and your bicycle are as happy as me and my bicycle....... are
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Actualy...... I'm speaking for my bicycle there...she has been creaking a bit lately...I was thinking it was the new On One inbred saddle...........
maybe it is only me who is happy.......Posted 1 year ago # -
You've encountered one of the fundamental problems with human relationships.
Men have hobbies, women don't.
Men try to get women interested in their hobbies and fail.
Women try to get men to lose interest in their hobbies and succeed.
You've had a lucky escape.Posted 1 year ago # -
sounds like she had a lucky escape...anyone that has to come second best to a hobby is better off single!
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Mean have hobbies and women don't?
huh??Posted 1 year ago # -
99 problems but a bitch aint wun(hundred)
Well played sir.
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What's going on then?
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I had a lot of relationship troubles at university
I found alcohol, sport, alcohol, freshers, not working and alcohol got me through it
I would suggest you start with alcohol
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bikes first, everything else can **** offPosted 1 year ago # -
Clearly not King of the Mountings
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More King of the Hill....
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