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the hobby part makes sense and could be the way forwards.
i like being on my bike more than anything really
what's she called?
are you 12?
😉
No job. Usually one staying over at anothers, maybe cinema, dinner, etc. Proper together time.
sounds routine, humdrum even - you blew it. get a job! 😉
just thought I'd point out that for some ,it's more than just a bike. no i'm not 12. 🙂
i like being on my bike more than anything really
it is very nice. good to identify something that you really like that can be a constant in these uncertain times...
there is a part of all of us that is forever 12.
you can take it too far 😯
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
Yeah i like good constants.
thought sex offender's register a bit harsh for that one. victimless crime. unless you count the cleaner. but who does?
my cleaner is very good, that was a joke.
Realman - you're only young and although you claim to have experimented with drugs etc I know it's BS. You need to experiment some more... being gay is not a bad thing.
[i]just thought I'd point out that for some ,it's more than just a bike. no i'm not 12.[/i]
You must be much more hardcore at this cycling game than me. I love cycling, ride lots, but it's not the best thing in my life. If it was I think I would cry myself to sleep at night.
Junkyard you're too slow.
sounds routine, humdrum even - you blew it. get a job!
What am I meant to do? Take her sand skiing?
therein lies your problem my friend. lack of imagination.
TSY - your suggestion is drugs? I find them a bit boring, even gone off booze.
LOL at LittleBoy.
I used to find that heroic doses of elessdee on a bi-weekly basis livened things up. Sex can get a bit weird though....seeing through buildings was cool mind you....
Noob
our suggestion is drugs? I find them a bit boring
I think you need a life coach.
Firstly, your girlfriend dumps you because you prefer riding your bike.
Then you suggest that drugs are boring?
Next you're going to be telling us that road cycling is more interesting than mtb! 😉
You're definitely doing something wrong mate 😆
booyacasha!!!!
Need a life [s]coach[/s]
So why is your bike "more than a bike" young student?
Are you measuring your tool right?
Some girls need more than you can ever give RealMan.
Ooh are we going to analyse the youngster to elimante certain factors from his relationship failure?
Perhaps your excessive riding is leading to deficiencies in the ahem....riding department? Are you flacid Realman? Hm? Hm? Lacking in tumescence? Pinched a crucial nerve ending in our endless quest for cycling dominance have we? hm? well? you can tell us....
Ummm his riding isn't excessive though, of bike or anything else.
I reckon he's bored his chick by talking about bikes more than riding them.
Ooh are we going to analyse the youngster to elimante certain factors from his relationship failure?
I do believe we are....
Doesn't sound to me like you're living up to your username. Perhaps you're creating a facade .. and hiding from something ...
If he resists, or pushes back even, then we have our answer.
(it's a troll btw, but an amusing one so I'll bite)
you think everything is a troll! 🙄 😀
it's quiet....he's obviously gone to check his equipment.....
I'll have you know I'm very trusting, but I don't believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.
*wonders if all the drugs have made me paranoid*
Are you measuring your tool right?
Some girls need more than you can ever give RealMan.
Not trying to be petty or anything, but your mum's fine with it.
TT, if anything it helps 😉
They haven't...
I don't believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.
Ya'all is Fantasy Island? We need photos then....
I'll have you know I'm very trusting, but I don't believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.
Busted, damn.
Bluff and counter bluff. Without photos I am bored now.
What's the point of a troll when everyone just rips the pish out of you?
...have they?
Wait a minute... there's another suspicious thread just started up.
*puts on trollstalker hat*
My suggestion is that perhaps you really weren't all that into her, if you preferred riding bikes...? Sorry, that's not meant to be offensive.. just a thought.
Having been with GFs myself that I later discovered I wasn't that into when I had a bit of a think.
You should do what I'm doing...date a Smiths fan, they thrive on loneliness!
Did she like your polka dot king of the mountains top?
No actually, she thought it was gay. Haters will hate. Liked the rest of my gear though. Also liked shaved legs, which was convenient.
you don't sound very upset....
You shave your legs? Blimey you really are committed!
do you really have a king of the mountains jersey? 😆
shaved legs for sportives ....maybe she saw your photo's on here and had a moment of clarity. Student and 3 road rides a week ....WTF, is that a rest week. Try racing, 20 hours a week training and having a job amongst other things. Spend less time on here asking stupid questions and realise women probably want to talk about more than tyre pressures etc.
what happened to treat em mean? If she asks for some attention push her down the stairs... thats what real men do
(this is a joke if someone takes offence)