Show this advert while you’re watching TV with your wife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76lPciEip3A
(Possibly not safe for work – Beyonce Heat advert)
(I don’t care what that woman is selling, I’ll buy it.)
“Are you listening to me?”
“Waa….”
“I was talking about Christmas, did you not hear me?”
“Waaa..”
/clicks fingers, no response
/advert finishes
“I’m sorry my sweet, what were you saying?”
“You were watching that advert weren’t you?”
“Ooh no my dear, I only have eyes for you. You know that.”
/5 minutes later
“So, do you fancy, you know, an early night? I seem to be in the mood.”
“NO!”