that take on a religious question – either directly or obliquely – and become a stupid back-and-forth between those on one side of the religious divide and those on the other, on a mountain bike forum?

So far today, we’ve got total disgrace and a King James Bible for every state school, but that’s only two.

Come on, people! Let’s get some more up! Heck maybe use this one.

I give it three posts, max.

I heard that Donna Summer died

Was she wearing a helmet?

Bet she couldn’t get her bike on the train for prams.

Rumour has it she wasn’t getting enough carbs in her diet.

I heard it was a wrong tyre choice

Was a conveyor belt involved?