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  • How about some jokes?
  • MrWoppit
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    Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

    The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

    'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'

    'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.

    'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.

    'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

    'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'

    'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

    'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.

    'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.

    'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.

    'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'

    'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says,

    'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

    woody2000
    Full Member

    A man was stopped and searched at Heathrow Airport, and found to have a joint of meat hidden up his bum.

    Customs officials think he was a member of Hamass.

    🙂

    sweepy
    Free Member

    Why's the Queen a slag?
    Cos shes got E.R. written on her Knickers

    Olly
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    the village blonde asks the village idiot "why have you got L and R on your boots"
    "its so i know which boot goes on which foot" he replies

    "that must be why i have C&A in my knickers

    BoardinBob
    Full Member

    What's brown and kills babies?

    John Terry's wallet

    davidrussell
    Free Member

    ^oof

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