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  • Happy Birthday Ma'am
  • teamhurtmore
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    And congrats on 90 years!

    (I hope I am that fit at 90)

    binners
    Full Member

    Get up off your knees serf!

    The sooner we take the French approach to royalty, the better….

    teamhurtmore
    Free Member

    Quicker than expected !!! 😉

    Coyote
    Free Member

    (I hope I am that fit at 90)

    If you can guarantee a stress-free existence with the absolute best of everything and an army of attendants seeing to your every need at the tax payers expense then you will increase your chances immeasurably.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Has she brought cakes in?

    mrlebowski
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    If you can guarantee a stress-free existence with the absolute best of everything and an army of attendants seeing to your every need at the tax payers expense then you will increase your chances immeasurably

    Though not an absolute pre-req as my 95 yr old neighbour living in a council house just round the corner from me proves!

    Has she brought cakes in?

    As long as there not bloody cupcakes…!

    slimjim78
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    I understand the tax burden argument and have no idea if the following is true, but I’d imagine that every penny spent is earned back multiple times over in tourist/media revenue. Not to mention the vast sums raised for charity by the royal family. If nothing else, they serve as a living Tussauds type cash cow.
    I’m hardly pro Royal, but I think calling for their heads is a little far fetched.

    Regardless of treatment, the old bird is doing incredibly well for 90.

    wilburt
    Free Member

    Happy Birthday to all, especially public servants like Mrs Saxo-Coburg-Gotha. ( or whatever)

    Enough of this royal wheeze now though and no we are going to fight for you and stuff.

    konabunny
    Free Member

    I’d imagine that every penny spent is earned back multiple times over in tourist/media revenue.

    Oh god not this again

    ads678
    Full Member

    My kids are going to school in red, white and blue today to celebrate the queens birthday. They were well excited about it. So for that reason, Happy Birthday Ma’am!

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Hippo Birdies, Two Ewes.

    senorj
    Full Member

    Would any one like biscuits with their tea?

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Would any one like biscuits with their tea?

    Not those Duchy Originals, pass me a fig roll please

    ninfan
    Free Member

    The sooner we take the French approach to royalty, the better….

    when they are no longer useful to our cause, we take them to Paris and murder them?

    I thought we already did that?

    Rockape63
    Free Member

    Happy Birthday Ma’am ….you’re a Star!

    allthepies
    Free Member

    And Binners, good effort Sir, like the slippers.

    DrJ
    Full Member

    Apparently she is grooming her son to succeed her, with the support of senior state clerics.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Yes, well done. You’ve done a fantastic job.

    DrJ
    Full Member

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    RustySpanner
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    Not a Royalist, but you can’t deny Liz has put one hell of a shift in.

    Remarkable individual.

    Edukator
    Free Member

    Vive la République !

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    90 and still working. She must have the same pension plan I do.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    (I hope I am that fit at 90)

    All the more remarkable for an inbred. Gawd bless ‘er

    DrJ
    Full Member

    90 and still working. She must have the same pension plan I do.

    Could be. Did you get your job via a hereditary process? Or did you have to demonstrate aptitude at some point?

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    She must have the same pension plan I do

    Yes the poor wee lamb is really struggling to make ends meet

    I am not sure what she has done is a job – its more a sycophantic fawning lifestyle

    Interesting to see those who are sucked in by her “majesty”.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Your choice.

    Coyote
    Free Member

    90 and still working.

    Working. Yeah, right. Working.

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    If she’s got all this money, why doesn’t she spend of it on worthy causes? why sit on a vast fortune? many people are suffering every day, many desperate and homeless in the world, if you care about the people then show it.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    did you have to demonstrate aptitude at some point?

    Not so far – no. 😀

    teamhurtmore
    Free Member

    Edukator – some photo!!!

    As every PM who has served her notes, she hardly works at all….no really. : wink:

    Love the H8!!!!!

    Quick spin round swinley, back to Windsor for a bit of cake and a glass of chilled retsina with good old Phil. What a day ahead….

    DrJ
    Full Member

    Working. Yeah, right. Working.

    Those corgis don’t feed themselves you know.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Forelock tuggers be tuggin’.

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    Love the H8!!!!!

    You would not have started the thread but for this

    jambalaya
    Free Member

    Best wishes. Exceptional Monarch

    Even rhe Australians voted over whelmingly to retain the Monarchy, te haters here just shout more loudly than the majority.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Wasn’t She and Uncle Phil off visiting a Royal Mail delivery office yesterday?

    Okay it may not be the back-breaking manual labour we all have planned for our 90s, but it is still a day on her feet, flirting with postal workers, and trying to fake an interested smile for hours on end as people show you some stamps.

    BillMC
    Full Member

    Such obsequiousness!

    peteimpreza
    Full Member

    Binners has nailed it .

    We need to get shot of these parasites once and for all .

    Vive La Republique !!

    mefty
    Free Member

    There is an outside chance our esteemed Monarch and Defender of the Faith will survive longer than the Guardian.

    DrJ
    Full Member

    Wasn’t She and Uncle Phil off visiting a Royal Mail delivery office yesterday?

    I wonder if she can tell me what happened to my Amazon order.

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