I dont normally use it but today I needed to use the car for work. So dropped my wife of at her workplace.
On the way to work I see a girl I vaguely know who works opposite.. Not exactly displeasing to the eye but still. Our paths have crossed and we're going to the same place so I do the polite thing and give her a lift. Not two minutes later I run into another car.. This car just happens to be driven by a friend of my wife. Not only that.. the job I needed the car for has been cancalled.
So I have to explain to the wife that, I have smashed her car up going to a none existent job and I happened to have a hot blonde by my side.