Funny how things have a way of turning out..
I dont normally use it but today I needed to use the car for work. So dropped my wife of at her workplace.
On the way to work I see a girl I vaguely know who works opposite.. Not exactly displeasing to the eye but still. Our paths have crossed and we’re going to the same place so I do the polite thing and give her a lift. Not two minutes later I run into another car.. This car just happens to be driven by a friend of my wife. Not only that.. the job I needed the car for has been cancalled.
So I have to explain to the wife that, I have smashed her car up going to a none existent job and I happened to have a hot blonde by my side.
🙁Posted 5 years ago
how long have you been married and is it coming up to that time where you’d be trading in for a younger model anyway?
you could just accuse the wife’s friend of being on drugs, causing the accident whilst tripping, and that she spent half the time you were trying to get any sense out of her talking to an imaginary person 8)Posted 5 years agosoobaliasMember
when you say “works opposite” is that opposite you in the office or in a building opposite your work place?
if its the latter, you are screwed
and this girl you vaguely know, does your wife know her too, if not, you are screwed
go home, pack, call the solicitor, dont ever look back.Posted 5 years agoononeorangeSubscriber
It actually reminds me of one of those Helpful Herbert strips in Viz, where he used to get into the most ridiculously contrived situations that couldn’t look worse while just trying to be entirely helpful.
You didn’t spill the contents of the jug of cream that you were carefully carrying for someone else over your trousers in the crash while your passenger was being stung by a large and angry bee and had removed her top to get rid of it, by any chance?!
As above – classic!Posted 5 years agowwaswasSubscriber
Your wife will have known all about this within minutes of you leaving the accident.
She’ll have thus had all day to build up a head of steam and reach the following conclusion;
1) you didn’t have any work today to start with
2) you only wanted the car to pick up blonde girl
I suspect things won’t go well when you get home 🙁Posted 5 years agomartinxyzMember
I’m picturing him flat on the floor having been skelped over the back of the head with a heavy pan.. whilst watching that clip (full volume,which attracted the OH to the computer room in the first place)
..and now SHE is reading all this,possibly about to reply any minute now.Posted 5 years ago
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