Funny how things have a way of turning out..
you are either a mentalist or haven’t been in the husbanding game very long..
If you find the girl attractive.. don’t pick her up
What’s the worst that can happen..? at some point somewhere along the line the girl may say ‘hey, I saw you drive past me the other day’
whereas if you DO pick her up what’s the worst that can happen..?
exactlyPosted 5 years ago
I love this place;
OP: ‘I’m not sure how this will be viewed- reassure me’
Everyone: ‘she’ll rip your testicles off and feed them to the dog when you get home’
OP: ‘well, that went ok’
Everyone: ‘she’ll rip your testicles off and feed them to the dog at some indeterminate point in the future.’
OP: ‘she’s ripped my testicles off and fed them to the dog’Posted 5 years ago
Everyone: ‘we told you so’Mary HingeMember
wwaswas – Member
OP: ‘she’s ripped my testicles off and fed them to the dog’
Everyone: ‘we told you so’
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ononeorange – Member
That is indeed the worst possible response. Bad. Very bad indeed.
Do you have life insurance?
More importantly, do you have testicle insurance!Posted 5 years agosomafunkSubscriber
Women are notorious for saying “it’s fine” when in reality they mean “it’s not fine but i’ll have to let it brew and fester in the back of my mind for a few weeks to allow my oestrogen levels to reach their peak cycle, then I’ll most likely turn into a screaming, howling banshee in a supermarket for no apparent reason apart from the fact you forget the shopping list”.
This is what woman do, there’s no getting round it so brace yourself – it’s coming.Posted 5 years agoshotsawayMember
You’ll be dissapointed to hear that the wife was very understanding.
This has unnerved me somewhat though as she’s normally the sort to go absolutely balistic.
In other words Mrs Elzorillo’s friend was on the phone to her only a few minutes after the incident and told her about your mystery blonde. Mrs Elzorillo’s wanted to see if you came clean! You did and as the say “Revenge is a dish best served cold”
If you we’re asking a T800 for advice – It’s reply would be “She’ll be back”Posted 5 years ago
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