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  • French Juan
  • ojom
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    Is in my shoppe.

    What shall i do to him? 😈

    he is here all morning!!!

    hora
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    Does he have a string of garlic around his neck and a strippy-shirt on?

    jimmy
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    i'll be down in 5 with a big sack and a cricket bat

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    ojom
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    He has a stripey jumper

    he did buy us coffee and croissants to be fair to him, he is now working wrapping parcels. A rare sight, a non striking Frenchman.

    jimmy
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    wait til you refuse him a 30 minute mid-morning break

    racing_ralph
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    is he the new work experience boy? if so – watch out as the French strike at the drop of a hat!

    anokdale
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    Feed him roast beef for lunch with South African wine, Welsh lamb for tea with Chilean wine, that will sort him.

    FallOutBoy
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    Just so you know… he has a blackbelt in judo ❗

    hora
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    has a blackbelt in judo

    So hes a professional cuddler.
    Isn't he also a professional wooer of the ladies?

    LOL about the French-strike comment

    DezB
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    I always thought he was very striking 😉

    large418
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    Just so you know… he has a blackbelt in judo

    Is that why he's wrapping parcels? Good paper folding skills?

    hora
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    Hes Mr Miyagi. Origami and waxing expert.

    Tim
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    I always thought he was a bit of a cock 🙂

    MrFC
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    He's stopping over here for a couple of days and I'm on nights so MrsFC is in charge of entertainment!

    jockhaggis
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    'entertainment'…………while you're on nights! Is that what it's called. 😕

    zaskar
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    What entertainiment is that? 😛 (Beat me to it Jock lol)

    Get him to teach you some Francais?

    hora
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    MrFC, hes probably one of those gaellic charming stereo-types 😯

    FoxyChick
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    He's sitting right next to me as I type this! 8)

    jockhaggis
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    Sounds like he's kidnapped you. Are you being held under duress?

    slimtubing
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    Show him the workshop grease gun, if he's truly french his arms will be above his head in a microsecond.

    clareymorris
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    Yoo Hoooo Juan – how are you enjoying Ulverstonia ;-D

    is Foxy hung over after her session last night?!

    simondbarnes
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    I always thought he was a bit of a cock

    He is 🙂

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    *waves at Juan*
    i'm looking forward to my hug and continental kissy kiss greeting at BBB

    juan
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    Oi you, next time, there will be no croissnat and no help in packing. I'll spend the whole time getting your mechanics into striking for a new workshop and a pay rise… :devil:

    Now about this white frame you have in the shop 😀

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