D'YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA?

I SAID CUP OF TEA?

NICE OUT AGAIN….

OT I know, but the best I heard (whilst working in a dementia unit) was shouted at me, randomly, by one of the old lasses: "Connie, phone 999 – he's got that bloody kitten again!". Marvellous.

Connie who?

& theres me thought this was a reference to this shirt

I was tempted to buy one then realised that a) they were out of stock & b) I am a mid 40's bald bloke & it would have been very sad

Smee won the last five seasons.

Smee who?

NICE OUT AGAIN….

Is it? I might get mine out later.

Smee who?

EVERYONE knows Smee – he makes sure of that himself.

Smee won the last five seasons.
that would fit with his usual claims – there have only been two previous seasons.

EVERYONE knows Smee – he makes sure of that himself

Yeah, but WGAF.

Not lately he hasn't.

AYE TWO SUGARS IN MINE

Yes, phone 999, what's the bloody number for them again?

Hello – have I missed something?

Admit it now girls, this thread isn't working as intended is it?

Anyway for me, (any footballers name) who?

Except mebbe Bobby Charlton & his brother wotsisname.

Charlton Athletic?

It's Jack but where did the surname Shit come from and why does everyone tell me I know him ?

Except mebbe Bobby Charlton & his brother wotsisname.

Heston

Yes, thats him, Henton. Made me some black pudding ice cream once – bound me up in my back body. I prefer a nice slice of ham. Or tongue. Tongue's lovely…