As title
Christmas present for my better half

I was thinking something like:

Hands of this iPod it's my christmas present

I'm not very good with words so help needed.

lyrics from a song you both like?

Hands off!
This is miPod

Maybe something not jokey as it'll sound ridiculous in 2 months time. A small sentimental comment?

Yeah thats good but i'm not good at that sort of thing

House number and postcode in case she loses it! 🙂

Yeah thats good but i'm not good at that sort of thing

You're apparently not good at the jokey side either (your own words), so I'd steer clear of engraving something she looks at daily then!

wouldn't bother!

'Fashion Victim' ?

😉

"My other mp3 player is a Creativelabs"

"I don't quite love you enough to get you a proper iPod"

😀

doesn't play 78's

dont say i never get you nuthin.

"love, honour and OBEY!"

If i got my other half one it would say…

WARNING: This iPod contains West-life, handle with caution.

"After 6 months this Nano will be obsolete"

I really wanted a powerbook but all I got was this lousy ipod

"Steve Jobs just got a wee bit richer"

"I paid an extra £20 for this, so I could get the free engraving"

(iPod Nano direct from Apple, with "free engraving": £135. Same iPod Nano from Tesco: £115)

I'm not very good with words so help needed.

I think that's a pretty good message, to be honest.

Alternatively, something like 'With love, Scottlacey' or similar is simple and effective*.

*results may vary.

Are you lonesome tonight?

mine says ".–. .- -.. -.–"

'Fat people are harder to kidnap'

"Wanted: Husband who with an imagination."

Drac – Member

"Wanted: Husband who with an imagination."

eh? 😕

SHEEP!

eh?

Ooops!

I believe that all sentimental messages of this sort are redundant in a world which contains Robbie's accidental letter to Cecilia in Atonement. 🙂

'sorry it doesn't vibrate'

I wouldn't bother 'cause it would make it worthless should you/she sell it on later.

" the controlls are on the other side"

"The reason nobody texts you is that it's not a phone"

iLove u

Corny but..

.. — ..- –. –. . -..

Although BigDummy's suggestion should also get you some brownie points.

"I married you for your looks. But not the ones you've been giving me lately! "

Fingers in ears and stand well clear 😀

For Use Whilst Ironing

cheers people you've helped me lots.

Honest.

Every time you put this nano in your pocket, how about a shuffle in mine?

What about googling for quotes about something that she loves?

For example my mother-in-law travels a lot so I got her an iPod with:
"May the sun be in your face and the wind at your back" engraved.

I would never have thought of that but she loves it.

David.