My thoughts so far:
Fat Frank - "....bar door springs to mind"
Walcott - "you must play regular 1st team football to be in the England team apparently", so one full 90 minutes and 4 sub appearances is regular then?
Upson - clumsy oaf
Rooney - shouldn't have to drop that far back to get the ball, what exactly is Barry doing?
Zidan - Premier League bound anyone?

