We have a sign on the shower door at work – and today, in the midst of my shower, I found myself trying to recreate the posture of the strange eyeless, faceless, bald dude in it, just for fun, like. It's as if the subtext of the sign was actually attempting to say: 'This Is The Offical Way To Have A Shower', so I tried. But, despite it looking like Mr NoEyeNoFaceNoHair is really, really having fun, no-one in their right mind would ever actually shower like this:

I've also done tried doing similar things for:

(it's very awkward..)

And:

With the pedestrian crossing one – it's actuallly almost impossible to stand like the red man, arms slightly bent at the sides, without looking like a martian.. or walk in that funny kind of awkward way like the green man – bent over, with one arm out front and the other directly out behind. It's complete madness I tell you!

…Or do I just have too much time on my hands? 😛

Yep, too much time on your hands 😆

It always make me chuckle when people take photos of themselves doing this

You are a very strange man!

Breakdancing in a thunderstorm?

I almost spat my tea out. What a very fun life you lead. 😀

Is the showering man doing both a hitler tache with his finger and also a salute? Nazi showering, a new niche!

I often have problem putting up an umbrella, like this bloke

Caution – F**ting ahead.

I'm struggling to see how the bin one might be 'very awkward'. Stand next to bin. Extend one bent arm over bin. Drop things in bin.
The only awkward thing appears to be getting the litter to fall in the way the picture shows…

this one seems surprisingly familiar

(not the rail bits)

we were toyying with the idea of recreating this one at the weekend.

and somewhere there is a picture of aled from the fat prick moyles show, standing, un wittingly, as a sign instructs…..

may bad, its comedy dave (i think)

DO NOT STAND

*ahem*

http://www.flickr.com/groups/stickfiguresincontrol/

egg laying duck petting area?

no eyed dear, I'm studying information design at the moment. From the sound of your post, I think you'd fit right in on the same course 🙂

How fulfilled must your life be to worry about such things.

i always dry my hands under hot air dryers like the picture shows, it's surprisingly difficult to get it 'just' right!

The shower one looks like John Cleese's Hitler moustache and Nazi salute.

the shower one:

I think he has one hand on the wall of the shower to steady himself, and the other behind his head trying to appear nonchalant. The picture has been cut at waist level so you can't see what is happening below, but there's another stick figure in it

Bus tour of Cardiff prison?????

Google Images for "caution this is sparta"

I can't seem to post the image myself, sorry.

I think that sign means your shower is reserved for Usain Bolt..

Lol!

Used to get lags from Cardiff Prison shouting at you when you walked past there.

The traffic light game is fun in foreign countries, where they have different red and green men to the UK. In some places they have loads of different ones depending on age (I think Berlin has several for obvious reasons).

Joe

saw this one in Switzerland as I cycled across a small stream.

may bad, its comedy dave (i think)

DO NOT STAND

Looks very much like Cardiff nick if i'm not mistaking . Not throwing files and hacksaw's over the wall?

I don't know if I should post these really, but, hey, what the heck!

Me

MrsPP

😆