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1. mikey74 - Member

   I have loads of papers that will take far too long to shred, and will probably kill my shredder. Any suggestions?

   I might just get a garden incinerator and burn them.

   Posted 4 months ago #
2. muppetWrangler - Member

   Nothing says "Dodgy" quite like a man stood in his back garden burning official looking documents in brazier.

   Posted 4 months ago #
3. RealMan - Member

   Eat them?

   There's been a thread on here exactly the same before I think, worth a search.

   Posted 4 months ago #
4. Stoner - Member

   I heard you had to destroy them with a sledge hammer?

   (& LOL @ mW )

   Posted 4 months ago #
5. mikey74 - Member

   Hahaha very true muppet

   Posted 4 months ago #
6. esselgruntfuttock - Member

   I usually barbeque mine.

   Posted 4 months ago #
7. AlasdairMc - Member

   Put them in a bag with a dog poo, ensuring nobody will open it.

   (Courtesy of the Viz)

   Posted 4 months ago #
8. takisawa2 - Member

   Chuck them in a bin in Parliament Square. That's how MP's get rid of stuff.

   Posted 4 months ago #
9. Ho hum - Member

   RealMan - Member
   Eat them?

   There's been a thread on here exactly the same before I think, worth a search.

   You would need the services of Monsieur Mange Tout to help you out there!

   Posted 4 months ago #
10. CaptJon - Member

    kill them with water

    Posted 4 months ago #
11. Kevsterjw - Member

    Kill with fire. How I do it.

    Posted 4 months ago #
12. globalti - Member

    Soak in water and compress into briquettes, allow to dry then toast your tootsies on the resulting warm fire.

    Posted 4 months ago #
13. grantway - Member

    mikey74 - Member
    I have loads of papers that will take far too long to shred, and will probably kill my shredder. Any suggestions?

    I might just get a garden incinerator and burn them.

    Obviously burn them
    what came first the Chicken or the Brain

    Posted 4 months ago #
14. mikey74 - Member

    Obviously burn them what came first the Chicken or the Brain

    FFS and there was me thinking that this was a forum, a place where a free exchange of ideas is welcomed and people can dip their toes in a deep pool of knowledge and experience. Obviously not.

    A) I do not currently have the facility to burn the documents, and therefore I will need to buy said incinerator.
    B) There are companies who do shredding of sensitive materials, but I suspect that this is only economic with high volumes of material. However, it does suggest that there may be other options.
    C) Once I have got rid of the backlog I have at the moment, I can go back to using my shredder, and therefore this will essentially be a one-off exercise.

    I didn't realise that this was such an unreasonable query that it only warrants sarcastic and rude responses.

    Posted 4 months ago #
15. konabunny - Member

    One of the few advantages of being a pasty-faced cubicle-dwelling desk jockey is that there are shredding bins at work for dumping all your crap in.

    Posted 4 months ago #
16. deluded - Member

    What about a splendid papier mache sculpture?

    Posted 4 months ago #

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