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  • Coke – why do some people call it "full fat"?
  • rob-jackson
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    Makes you look silly imo, diet or full sugar yes, full fat – no!!

    molgrips
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    It’s called humour. You make incorrect statements in an attempt to raise a slight smile or just add a bit of texture to your conversation with seemingly non-sensical juxtapositions and cross-references.

    toys19
    Free Member

    Having only recently discovered you cruzhekler, I think you were only born recently..

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    full fat ftw!

    hilldodger
    Free Member

    Fatacino ftw

    M6TTF
    Free Member

    full fat is the correct term 🙂

    flatfish
    Free Member

    Full Fat.

    You lose.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Leaded or unleaded, sir?

    Probably because they’re as nutty as a fruit bat.

    rob-jackson
    Free Member

    how is it humour? humour is funny, saying “full fat” makes you sound like my sister 🙂

    clubber
    Free Member

    full fat milk

    full fat yoghurt

    full fat <insert product that is also available in diet version>

    Not really so complex is it? I guess if you think it makes people look silly, you’re the kind of person that also corrects people on ‘centrifugal force’ and so on.

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    Steady on Captain, I thought leaded/unleaded refers to the caffine/caffine free varieties.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    and Pepsi Max hasn’t got max sugar in it at all 😥

    Keva
    Free Member

    it’s because sugar makes people fat, everyone knows that.

    Kev

    clubber
    Free Member

    Pepsi max has minced flesh of people called Max.

    yunki
    Free Member

    Coke – why do some people call it “full fat”?

    because they are comfortable within themselves and at peace with their fellow men..

    hilldodger
    Free Member

    Funny (well odd rather than laugh out loud funny) thing is the definition of a low fat food is to be below 5% fat.
    ‘Full Fat’ milk is 4% fat so is actually a low fat food 😕

    LHS
    Free Member

    Full fat…. yet whenever you see fatties drinking coke its always of the diet variety! Nothing like a whole bunch of artificial sweetners to actually increase your craving for sweet things.

    Also, not sure drinking several cans of methanol is going to do your long term health much good!!

    molgrips
    Free Member

    how is it humour?

    If you have to ask, you won’t understand the answer 🙂

    Good point, Clubber. You’ve hit the nail on the bulls eye there.

    rob-jackson
    Free Member

    clubber – where did i correct anyone on centrifugal force????

    yunki
    Free Member

    incapable of abstraction.. does not compute.. system error.. malfunction

    davidtaylforth
    Free Member

    I agree with Molgirps. Incorrectly calling it full fat and making yourself sound a bit silly and having a bit of a laugh n that is more preferable to calling it full sugar and sounding like a bit of a square.

    rob-jackson
    Free Member

    i am going to bow out at this point, geek humour is not amusing. Will leave you lads to “lite it out”

    Best way, cruzheckler, you’re just flogging a dead dodo here.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    OP you’re taking things a tiny tad too literally – take a chill pill *

    (* may not affect body temperature; terms and conditions apply)

    yunki
    Free Member

    he’s so cool.. *swoooon*

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    he’s so cool..

    oh god, chill pill overdose – get some hot sauce STAT !!

    ScottChegg
    Free Member

    …why do some people call it “full fat” make jokes when I don’t have the capacity to understand them?

    FTFY

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I never take coke on a school night.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Caffeine free? What sweet lunacy is this?

    Next you’ll be telling me you can get caffeine free coffee, or alcohol free beer. Madness, madness I tells thee!

    clubber
    Free Member

    cruzheckler – Member
    clubber – where did i correct anyone on centrifugal force????

    You didn’t. I didn’t say you did.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Leaded or unleaded

    Whoosh…

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    lol how is it a geek joke?!

    i call troll on this thread….

    everyone calls it full fat coke, its the same as everyone referring to a mx5 as a hairdressers car, there’s no truth in it but its one of the rules of living in britain.

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    makes you sound like my sister

    Trust me, he’s not making the same sounds as your sister :p

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    but its one of the rules of living in britain.

    Like ‘hug the Yeti’?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    i call troll on this thread….

    what ? cruzheckler ? 😯

    carbon337
    Free Member

    cruzheckler – you need to get yourself laid more if this is all you have to worry about.

    allthepies
    Free Member

    …and…..we’re off.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    referring to a mx5 any nice convertible which is not affordable as a hairdressers car

    🙂

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