Am I being a prudish bas***d, or is anybody else finding this a bit cringeworthy?
The doing of such deeds, no not really. The posting a request for stories on a public forum - yep, highly.
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Cheeky sexual encounter
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I like the idea of watching partially clothed young women from a distance as a "sexual encounter" :o)
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Simon, sometimes you worry me
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How come Gravitysucks meets all the classy girls? As a teacher I am very pleased to announce a complete lack of sexual encounters at my workplace.
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hora o/t
we once knocked on an old fellas door and he was sure his house wasnt on fire til we pointed out the flames coming out of his roof
apparently earlier on in the day he was up in the attic with his trainset and dropped a fag end but couldnt find it so just left it ;-(you cant polish a turd
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Simon, sometimes you worry me
my remark was critical, not approving
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phew!
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"you can't polish a turd"
Pedant Alert: Actually you can. That American program Myth Busters or something, they polished several turds to disprove that little saying. Pedant Alert off.
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Has anyone checked on Muddyfox Courier this morning? That has to be one of the best posts ever.
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There are two that I remember from summer 1990, good year that was, but then again so was 1996 and whilst thinking about it 1999 was pretty good to. Always the summer months.
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There was this student accomodation block in manchester I was on . Just being built . Bout '90
In probably that very same Student block at probably the sametime I could tell you a story that would make your hair curl even more. Not on a public forum though.
Talking of coincidences I was on Pistonheads when someone mentioned the ceiling falling in on the dancefloor of a student club in the mid 90's in Southampton. The same poster was next to me on that dancefloor.
This is a longshot- was the girl natural blonde (very very light blonde) and about 5ft1?
Ps. If it is- email me off forum-I'll tell you a story!
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I wondered if muddyfox had made an accidental copy and paste, then I realised it made no sense at all. I googled it and it's only in this thread. Impressive. Worrying. great post.
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Oh dear - a colleague has just come over to talk to me with an IE window called 'cheeky sexual encounters' as the title...
Good reading though, although I clearly have led a sheltered life.
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Sunday mornings . Rivington .
Participate .
After that post I shall be keeping very clear of Rivington on Sunday mornings.
Coincidentally you find lots of sexual antics there almost any time of the day, in almost any place....
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Used to work the festival circuit so have had a few! - however my favourite involved the following ... Glastonbury / Mates Sister / B*m fun! Happy days / years!
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Also used to frequent a cetain club-night in Brixton @ The Mass called 'Torture Garden' ... Ill say no more!
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This thread has been worth it for muddyfox courier's brilliant post. But otherwise I'd vaguely agree with mitch.
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not really an encounter but
few years ago last night in chamonix big thunderstorm 4 of us went into town from our chalet for a few drinks, dull night all of us tired the weather had kept everyone away
waiting at bus stop to get back to chalet noticed some girls 100 meters away partying on a balcony, they noticed us noticing them and kindly started stripping for us lap dancing each other etc
then our bus came and we went back to the chalet but ill never forget the image of those gyrating girls on that balcony as the lightning flashed all around, hmmmmmmmmPosted 2 years ago # -
A few years ago me and a few friends decided to go on a transgender break but instead of Phuket we ended up in some out of season quiet/wet dive in the bloody Alps.
We made the most of it- painting nails, shaving each others backs. you know. Funnily every night we put on a peep show for leery pasty-white guys who used to gurn up at us. Dirty buggers, if only they knew.
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then our bus came and we went back to the chalet
Presumably for hot man love given that you had walked away from
those gyrating girls on that balcony as the lightning flashed all around
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I was going to say, why did you get on the bus?
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I once put my hand up a lady's top. It was nice.
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+2 It would have been like a Benny Hill chase if I'd been there
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Yeah, some girls won't say "yes" unless you chase them
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DezB - Member
Yeah, some girls won't say "yes" unless you chase them
I think some people possibly take themselves a little too seriously...
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i worked in a nursing home in the late 90s as a caretaker i was about 25 the matron (milf) was about 35 and a big robbie williams/take that fan, i have been told that i look/ed a bit like robbie, the rest im sure you can work out for yourselves. I finished it after 6mnths when she told me she loved me (i was just thinking about her hubby)and then proceeded in nailing 3 of the young nurses over a period of 6 mnths until i was sacked for taking one of the residents out drinking (in works time :wink:)
and yes, she did keep the uniform on , they all did.
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I think some people possibly take themselves a little too seriously...
You mean you took my comment seriously?
backatcha!
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How come Gravitysucks meets all the classy girls? As a teacher I am very pleased to announce a complete lack of sexual encounters at my workplace.
I find starting a conversation about spontaneity pays dividends. That coupled with having low morales....Posted 2 years ago # -
I agree
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Got a phone call late one night off a lady who said her bed had broken, and could i come round next day at lunch time as she worked late nights.
So next day called round a nice mid terrace in a nice street,knocked on the door and a nice lady shouted down, push the door open and come upstairs,so i did.
Got upstairs and i said come to fix your bed,she said oh sorry i thought you where a punter.
So she pulls the mattress up and the bed slats have snapped, so i ask how did that hapen,she says,to much shagging,with a fat guy last night,so can you fix it, ive got some timber she says.
As i set about fixing her bed,it started to sink in she was a sex worker,so i asked her,.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and she made me a cup of tea and some biscuits,and a really nice chat we had, very informative.
Edited for decency.
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know of a guy who was caught speeding in his company car, coppers arrived to hand out the ticket which was a bit strange, they produced a video to prove dangerous driving - it appeared that his PA had spilt something in his lap and had to clean it up with her mouth.............while doing 90+
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about $73 over the last few weeks to bring it up to date.
Edit, now where did that infaltion-adjusted graph of oil price for the last hundred years go?
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Cut and paste ?
That's a fighting style where I come from ...Posted 2 years ago # -
Hora . To remember the girl's hair colour on the afternoon in question , I would need some form of regression . I'd need some kind of eidetic memory .
It was , possibly even , 1987 .Or '88. I had a mini . I left a copy of Robert A Heinleins ' Job ' in the back window and the cover faded in the sun . I bought it in that 'Odyssey 7 ' bookshop on the corner of Oxford rd in the precinct there . I also bought some graphic novels .
It was a wednesday .
I've lent it out a few times over the years and it looks pretty dog eared . It's a great book though . One of his last . If not the . most people think it's pronounced ' job , but in fact it's pronounced ' Job ' .As in ' Job '
Not the Odyssey 7 next to Harry Halls. That's where i got my first ever dedicated MTB mag , ' Mountain Bike Action ' .April 87. John Tomac was on the cover , doing a lazy x-up on an SE Shocker , wearing a camo helmet . Bell.
In those days when referring to onself , one would capitalise the ' I ' , thus. ' I ' .
I remember ' Spitting Eric ' who had a gimmy leg was the foreman fitter , for WHS , although they might still have been ' Hall + Kay ' at that point .Pre by-out .
I'd had some lunch . Cheese sandwiches . We called them butties in the 80s .I was still working class then .I 'm sure it was cheese as I'd made that fatal mistake of saying I'd previously enjoyed the cheese. I still ate bread in those days . And it wasnt lunch , it was dinner .
OK , It's getting a bit hazy , but on the way into work , driving along the Manc Way I'm approaching the A34 Junc', I'm on the flyover in the lefthand lane , but as the flyover ends the on ramp creates an additional inside lane . I need to get into this for the next turning off . I check my mirror , indicate left , and start to pull over , as I do I just check again over my left shoulder and to my horror a red ferrari is absolutely tonking up the ramp onto the A57 . I had to swerve to avoid him . It was a 308 . GTS . What a mess that wouldve been , eh ? Tan interior.
So I end up missing the turn and end up getting a bit lost in the back streets.
So It was definitely 1988 . I got Aliens Vs Predator on Dark Horse comics there. Issue 1 of 4 .Dont worry , I've got the other 3.
By 1989 I had an Escort . I'm kinda into cars a bit . When I got the Escort I asked my wife when she went to the newsagents to ask the bloke for a copy of the magazine for it .
You had to laugh .She sussed me out though , as she grew up in a newsagents.I've just google earthed the building . I'm pretty sure it's the one here .
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en-GB&q=53.469395,-2.233749&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=%2B53%C2%B0+28'+9.82%22,+-2%C2%B0+14'+1.50%22&gl=uk&ei=tBliS9fhK4n80wTV08XiDA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CAkQ8gEwAAFacing it is that white jaggedy edged building to the left .
I'm fairly certain that was the one where he licked her out for the finale.Posted 2 years ago # -
After 20 yrs I thought it was time to try it again .
She brought me back a BBC science magazine .
Got her .
In your face .Posted 2 years ago #
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