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when i was a lad i had a job measuring up for a carpet fitting firm.
i had a fairly hot woman in her early forties begin to undress as i measured the hall stairs and landing.
she would cross the landing from time to time wearing less each time.
being a youth i did the measuring and ran away. she was down to bra and undies at the time.
did i miss out? i dunno she was kind of busy looking.
what do you reckon?
well this was unexpected:
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Wow Tim, I think it's time for me to throw in the towel.
Tim - I think you should be running the country
Worked in a office block that backed onto a hotel nr Russell Square. Our office had bombblast window stuff on that was one way and very very dark. My forensics lab worked 24x7 and we looked directly out into the back of the hotel block. It seemed to be used by COntiki tours a lot.
Lost count of the number of late PM/Early AM goings on we saw. Best one by far (and why don't people shut curtains) was the 3 ball going no where they used a strap on on the bloke ! **** me. Anyway, it was brilliant viewing sometimes. Awful others but just seemed non stop. And all the other guys who were there at night enjoyed it too. Worst part was most of the gear we were processing at night was pr0n anyway and many very illegal and quite hideous pr0n jobs being prepared for court. So that somewhat desensitised to you looking out to some bloke being done up the ringer by a chick in lacy lingerie ! 😆
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yeah but he's like that in real life, all the time. You'd give him a shag just to shut him up.
Hmm, well if my name wasn't really Dez and surname didn't really begin with B, like I was called BigBillStiffee something, or if I didn't know that stuff on this forum can appear on google searches, then I could tell you stuff. But I can't. Best time to catch me is out on a ride, going up a long boring climb, when I start waffling on about me dog, say "Dez, enough about the mutt, what about that 'Cheeky' thread then?" and I might tell you something interesting. 😉
No 🙁
Is it me is only one post in five actually making sense here...
Excellent
Once lead the peleton of grannies down a cheeky trail and through some bare cheeked fun. I think we were more suprised than they were.
The old factory with the big windows opposite the First Bus garage in Worcester is allegedly used for making "gentlemen's interest" short films and hasn't got any curtains.
Back in 1974, I came home from a 4 week trip to Scotland to find a young woman asleep in my bed, so I got in with her. She didn't seem to object 🙂 The other people in the house (a squat) hadn't known when I was coming back...
Just finished working on a prestigious hotel on the Liverpool 1 site. Directly across the parkland there is some high rise flats. At 12pm bang on, a girl would come to the window on one of the upper floors and rub oil into her breasts. The Site was motionless for 5 mins every day.
Never seemed to encounter this stuff myself. However, a friend (genuinely!) worked as a maintenance engineer around the country. Store rooms, offices, portacabins - everywhere he went he had someone or something. But then, he was always like that, like a magnet to women (not necessarily 'glamorous' I should point out). He has some stories. Also married with 3 kids, he is.
In my younger years I used to spend my Easter helping with the lambing so as I went to collage I carried on helping but I had the addition of a verrrrry sexy Irish girl helpiing me ,lets just say they hay barn freqented every dinner time .
Once got a nosh off a random chico on the train to edinburgh. I was drinking red stripe at the time so not sure if this disqualifies me....
Weirdest one was waking up to some bird giving me a nosh back when I was a student. Apparantly she was fairly drunk and had stumbled into my room instead of one of my flat mates. When I turned the light on to enlighten her she apologised, but was kind enough to finish 🙂
Used to know someone 😉 who used to deliver hay to horsey types, after getting into a sweat stacking bales away, there was often a offer of a good a ride.
I have lived a very secluded life!
...or so it seems!
not an encounter but it was pretty funny . we put out a fire in a house in leeds and the woman came running up the street shouting us. turns out it was her house and a neighbour called her.
she wanted to get in the house but obviously she couldnt just walk in . the fire had been downstairs but we had to check everywhere so i took her upstairs to have a look around and she was a little worried looking as we went into a bedroom. and there for all to see were about ten of the biggest dildos you ever did see it almost brought a tear to my eye lol
of course they werent hers ?? she said she had just come back off hols and her mate must be playing a joke ?? madness lol
Lowey - and as a site full of Scousers no doubt it wasn't that busy the rest of the day....
Am I being a prudish bas***d, or is anybody else finding this a bit cringeworthy?
Just occurred to me... this really is a willy waving thread!
mi©k (O/T)
When we were kids (very young). We were preparing to watch the first ever A-Team. Really excited. I glanced out of our patio window and noticed a neighbours kitchen window was full of flames. FOR A MOMENT me and a mate debated whether to watch A-Team or go and tell them (!). So we walked across, knocked on the door (matey came to the door and said 'yes'?) - we said (casually!) 'we think your kitchen is on fire'..matey replied 'errr I dont think so'..we insisted... so he wandered slowly to the kitchen/opened to be confronted by a wall of fire. He then screamed etc etc.
We then casually walked back and watched the A-team.
(It was a frying pan that had been left unattended).
More on-topic:
A great friend of mine had found a guy she really liked and decided to get rid of her (self-professed) epic collection of various dildo's as 'I no longer need them anymore'.
She was French BTW and very open-minded!
Am I being a prudish bas***d, or is anybody else finding this a bit cringeworthy?
The doing of such deeds, no not really. The posting a request for stories on a public forum - yep, highly.
I like the idea of watching partially clothed young women from a distance as a "sexual encounter" :o)
Simon, sometimes you worry me 😉
How come Gravitysucks meets all the classy girls? As a teacher I am very pleased to announce a complete lack of sexual encounters at my workplace.
hora o/t
we once knocked on an old fellas door and he was sure his house wasnt on fire til we pointed out the flames coming out of his roof 😉 apparently earlier on in the day he was up in the attic with his trainset and dropped a fag end but couldnt find it so just left it ;-(
you cant polish a turd 😉
Simon, sometimes you worry me
my remark was critical, not approving 🙂
phew!
"you can't polish a turd"
Pedant Alert: Actually you can. That American program Myth Busters or something, they polished several turds to disprove that little saying. Pedant Alert off.
Has anyone checked on Muddyfox Courier this morning? That has to be one of the best posts ever.
There are two that I remember from summer 1990, good year that was, but then again so was 1996 and whilst thinking about it 1999 was pretty good to. Always the summer months.
There was this student accomodation block in manchester I was on . Just being built . Bout '90
In probably that very same Student block at probably the sametime I could tell you a story that would make your hair curl even more. Not on a public forum though.
Talking of coincidences I was on Pistonheads when someone mentioned the ceiling falling in on the dancefloor of a student club in the mid 90's in Southampton. The same poster was next to me on that dancefloor.
This is a longshot- was the girl natural blonde (very very light blonde) and about 5ft1?
Ps. If it is- email me off forum-I'll tell you a story!
I wondered if muddyfox had made an accidental copy and paste, then I realised it made no sense at all. I googled it and it's only in this thread. Impressive. Worrying. great post.
Oh dear - a colleague has just come over to talk to me with an IE window called 'cheeky sexual encounters' as the title...
Good reading though, although I clearly have led a sheltered life. 🙁
Sunday mornings . Rivington .Participate .
After that post I shall be keeping very clear of Rivington on Sunday mornings.
Coincidentally you find lots of sexual antics there almost any time of the day, in almost any place....
Used to work the festival circuit so have had a few! - however my favourite involved the following ... Glastonbury / Mates Sister / B*m fun! Happy days / years! 😉
Also used to frequent a cetain club-night in Brixton @ The Mass called 'Torture Garden' ... Ill say no more! 😉
This thread has been worth it for muddyfox courier's brilliant post. But otherwise I'd vaguely agree with mitch. 🙂
not really an encounter but
few years ago last night in chamonix big thunderstorm 4 of us went into town from our chalet for a few drinks, dull night all of us tired the weather had kept everyone away
waiting at bus stop to get back to chalet noticed some girls 100 meters away partying on a balcony, they noticed us noticing them and kindly started stripping for us lap dancing each other etc
then our bus came and we went back to the chalet but ill never forget the image of those gyrating girls on that balcony as the lightning flashed all around, hmmmmmmmm
A few years ago me and a few friends decided to go on a transgender break but instead of Phuket we ended up in some out of season quiet/wet dive in the bloody Alps.
We made the most of it- painting nails, shaving each others backs. you know. Funnily every night we put on a peep show for leery pasty-white guys who used to gurn up at us. Dirty buggers, if only they knew.
then our bus came and we went back to the chalet
Presumably for hot man love given that you had walked away from
those gyrating girls on that balcony as the lightning flashed all around