Just kidding. What a beautiful day for a cracking ride.
Tall Paul and I had a great time despite some mechanical misdemeanours befouling us 
Firstly, spot what's wrong with this pic (2 points available, minus 10 points for pointless pedantry :p )
Paul rode the final three quarters of the route like this. Well done that man!
We did the additional path on the way up to Watendlath (note, realised later that it may not have been a permissive Bridleway as we thought). It was excellent though and probably my favourite part of the ride. I'll clean it one day.
On the way down from Honister Pass Paul managed to have a sideways off the bike moment, further damaging his mech and requiring further attention to get the gear working again. Silly boy.
The later on we found he had only half a pump attached to his frame, as it fell off at the river near Grange.
This photo shows it was still attached at the previous gate!
The final tracks were a bit tame and smooth but what a cracking ride
/edit - answers posted tomorrow 
Yeah, bonkers. The rock strike must have pulled the mech outwards putting the inner in so much tension that the sharp corner of outer at the seat tube junction (which was likely already worn) collapsed and split outwards into a rusty mess. Forgot to take a photo of that as we removed the outer entirely.
