It’s in the back of the car and I cannot be arsed to get it out, it’s cold out there… When stealing it, please break in via the boot window, as the heated elements are knackered anyway and it’ll be relatively easy to replace. If you want to take all my soaking riding kit and launder it, that’d be kind

“but officer I wasn’t stealing the bike, the gentleman offered it up for free on the internet”

No, not even for free 😛

Not interested in the bike (as i’ve just got a new bike), I could do with a car though – what is it and does your generosity extend as such?

edit : if you want your riding kit laundered i expect a full tank of fuel included…………

Good ride then ? 😀

No but I might want your angle headset 🙂

Don’t let bearnecessities see this freebee

I know where you live…..

The car is a perfidious, possibly haunted, backstabbing creature, you don’t want it. Especially as it’s been well behaved for about 4 months, it only does that when it’s planning something really awful. In fact it’s probably on fire as we speak

Howsyourdad, you do not have mail yet but you will in a few minutes.

Oh, ha bloody ha 🙂

Hmm ok – cheers for describing it honestly – I’ll pass

it’s probably on fire as we speak

Kit won’t be wet anymore though so it’s not all bad. 😉

Hmmm…you’re asking us to pinch it via the rear window….

It’s a balance bike isn’t it.

Anyone want a free fatbike?

I get my clothes from Matalan, or occasionally M & S, why would I want a fatbike, I’m not a follower of fashion. Thanks for the offer though.