What lights for under £100

I still wet the bed

My mistake, you’re perfectly correct on that score.

Why did my seat post fail where I centre punched it?

er, davidjones – you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?

PSA ………
PSA …………
PSA …………..

My particular favourite was, essentially:

What bag for putting things in?

big hitters don’t just quote facts. They quote ABSOLUTE facts.

more recently, but destined to be a classic – “pre madonnas”

picolax

roadies= dark side
banging back doors= banning
“I don’t know what I’m talking about but I’m going to give you my opinion anyway and if you don’t agree that’s just because you’re stupid and I’m right”

Oh aye, you can’t bang back doors any more 😕

er, davidjones – you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?

My mistake, you’re perfectly correct on that score. My apologies.

“my opinion” = FACT

AWESOME

“(insert as appropriate) content”

How much is my (insert old crap bike name) worth?

Took the steed out
Anybody seen a vid about a bloke getting knocked off a bike by a…
You’ll never believe this, but…
Could a plane take-off if it was on a…..
Carbon fibre is……
I never said that, re-read my post.
Is XTR worth the extra?
Why should I go tubeless?

bell-endery

“i’m going to the Lakes ,Whinlatter or Grizedale?”

“Talk to me about……” ffs its an internet forum!

Where I live is great for biking as there are loads of trail centres within a three and a half hour drive.

fin de cloche

Over biked.

What happened to the other thread?

“What happened to Elf?”

I’m always right.

My mistake, you’re perfectly correct on that score. My apologies

No, that’s not something you’d expect to see on here

Gay muslamic swans. They can break your arm

Which handheld, niche, organic coffee-maker for under £500?

“Has anyone got a Mint Sauce Keyring I could borrow”
” Has anyone received their Mint Sauce Keyrings yet?”

“is this racist”

“There is proper mountain biking in the South East”

Some of my best friends are…… but………

“I just use the roadbike for training… I don’t enjoy it”

yossarian – Member
What happened to the other thread?

closed within minutes

Show me your photo’s of …..
Jedi is amazing
Recommend me …..
Isn’t this a mountain bike forum
poor grammar 1/10
MTFU
buy an android/iphone

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