Rim brakes on road bikes are rubbish.
I am going to ([b]do something that anyone with average mental and motor skills should be able to do without thinking[/b])any tips? will I die?
The best one recently was "what tyre pressure for HTN"
Is that this years?
Orange 5
Cotic Soul
Single speed
Mohair jumper.
Coffee Grinder.
Kashima dropper post?
There you go!
and...
"Just back from shredding the gnar on spooky wood on my ridgid 29er" kinda fannery. 😯
"Clarkson is a legend/dick" *Delete as appropriate.
+1
Wee in their shoes
Oh and what is brown pow???!! all about?? (that's an actually question rather than something said on here)
Oh and what is brown pow???!! all about?? (that's an actually question rather than something said on here)
Think it means loam?
Oh I see 🙂
Have these spokes been cut, or snapped?
One hundred
We're doomed
dibs
Singletrack hive mind
what ratio for singlespeeding?
answer: Grow a beard!
show me your Cotic Souls/BFEs *
Should I buy from CRC even though they will compromise my credit card/the stuff comes in very large boxes/my Brother owns the LBS?
what tyres for mud/snow/life?
i'm probably gay but can I have some expensive razor/watch advice to help keep me in macho denial
* posted on that one too...
do tomatoes count as fruit?
One hundred
It's 'wunundred' catfleas duh
Big hitters will be here soon
I have a BMI of 75 which puts me in the morbidly obese jabber the hutt category. However, as the BMI doesnt work for body builders, and I played rugby once at school, I can ignore it and continue eating cake
Piss poor rant 1/10 for caps lock.
How can others not be as clever as me? Why oh why can't they just SEE that they're wrong, really?
Big(s)hitters poem:
Uber pc know-it-alls
and you can't argue back though they're talking balls
Left wing, veggie, hippie knobs
If you're all so fuc&!ng smart why have you got such sh!t jobs.
"Troutie, check your spam folder please."
ygm
Macs are great/pooh
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FTW
Nice chip on your shoulder there swollen.
swollen is very well balanced, a big chip on each shoulder.
One for the oldies amongst us...... 8)
Inbred.
Look at the posting history of swollen - a regular's sleeper ID. Someone too weak to use their normal login. For that reason, I'll take anything they say as the ramblings of a pussy.
There's a word missing from the title of this thread surely...content ?
"Help me, I am useless and cant make decisions on my own"
This!!!!
Oh yeah and " 29er wheels just explode!!"
"People that wear armour/pad are stupid"
"I only have 50k to spend on (fill in gap), I can totally decide what I want but just need to let you all know how much money I have to make me feel better about myself"
Gopping
Filing cabinet
Who's making this video then? I nominate Philpott. D
Nice bike but those cables need shortening.
Leatte Braces are fashion items FACT! THE R&D alone make them worth every penny of the £550 I paid for mine (carbon Ti unobtanioum fluro model).
All Carbon frames are Hexed! and will explode.
"Sex with an octopus"
That is all.
It does annoy me irrationally when people put "off topic" when posting in the chat forum. It's a chat forum, so if its not about bikes there is no such thing as off topic.
It's one of those little things that shouldn't bug me but just thought I would get that out of my system on this thread. Feel much better now : )
Jedi..... Been Jedied..... Jedi planned.... Jedi worship..... Jedi has big.....
Jedi....
"would you have it with custard?"
Mostly dogmatic, sanctimonious, negative drivel. Garnished with a bit of banter and bike knowledge.
yea everything you cant do... fear me! 🙂
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