Okay I’ll write one….
Dear Deidre,
I’ve been seeing this girl for a few weeks. I really like her and I think there is the potential for us to have a great future together. The problem is that I think she’s a lot more experienced than me. We were kissing on her sofa the other night and she started to bring out all sorts of ‘mechanisms’ and ‘devices’, I have no idea what some of these things could even be for! Well, luckily she knew I had an early start (I was going biking the next day) so I made my excuses and left. The next time I went round, again, we were getting intimate and she suggested we go upstairs. When we got to her room, her hot Swedish house mate was in her bed already. This totally span me out and once again I took flight.
I just don’t know what to do, I don’t want to lose this girl, certainly hope I haven’t already, but just not sure I can deal with her promiscuity. Please help!