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  • A Child's Guide To Modern Britain
  • cranberry
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    There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
    He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
    He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
    And they all lived together in a little crooked house that he bought with a secret loan that he didn't declare to his mortgage lender because he's a sleazy prick who thinks he's better than you.

    The Daily Mash

    Posted 14 years ago
    br
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    Top link!

    Posted 14 years ago
    bigbloke
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    funny

    Posted 14 years ago
    soobalias
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    One, two buckle my shoe
    Three, four, knock at the door
    Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.

    Posted 14 years ago
    Helios
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    I wee'd myself when I read that this morning… Absolute genius…

    Posted 14 years ago
    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    The Daily Mash is back on top form. 🙂

    Posted 14 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    One of the best Mash posts ever! Superb!

    Posted 14 years ago
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