A Child's Guide To Modern Britain

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7 posts & 7 voices | Started 1 year ago by cranberry | Latest reply from CaptainFlashheart

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cranberry - Member

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house that he bought with a secret loan that he didn't declare to his mortgage lender because he's a sleazy prick who thinks he's better than you.

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Posted 1 year ago #
b r - Member

Top link!

Posted 1 year ago #
bigbloke - Member

funny

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soobalias - Member

One, two buckle my shoe
Three, four, knock at the door
Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.

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Helios - Member

I wee'd myself when I read that this morning... Absolute genius...

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crazy-legs - Member

The Daily Mash is back on top form.

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CaptainFlashheart - Member

One of the best Mash posts ever! Superb!

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