Is everybody free on Boxing Day too? At the moment I'm either going to upset my mother or my wife so to be honest I'd rather get muntered with a load of strangers. Even ones from Yarkshire.
I'll bring the lemons if somebody else has got the baby oil.
everyone alright with 'pigs in blankets'?
Well as long as they're Halal...
Boxing day as well? Best get down to Tesco's ton, MrsMitch is knitting me an eating suit. Whoo-hoo, two day bukkake and sprout party!
Ah Jeeze Mitch!!! 
No need, no need....
Sprouts give me terrible wind! 
Don't want to risk a blow-back.
It's tongue that I'm a martyr to yeti - binds up something terrible in me back body.
Elfinsafety, Halal Pork?? Really??
Okay guys no tongue for mitch! 
And you can keep your bloody wafer thin ham and all! What about a chop? or some nice corned beef?
Elfinsafety, Halal Pork?? Really??
Or Kosher, I don't mind.
I was going to ask if there was room for a well-bred Southern lady but feel it may be a bit ruffty tuffty for my delicate disposition. 
Have a chop with me elf. He'll buy us some chops, ton will. Or a nice bit of braising steak.
CG - you'd be more than welcome, I'm sure. We could get you a nice glass of babycham. And some pork and egg pie. Everybody likes pork and egg pie. Except vegetarians, but they dont celebrate Christmas, as any fule kno.
Is ton recruiting for MI5?
C_G I'm pretty sure your house is on the way to Yarkshire. I'll come and pick you up. How are you with Xmas songs?
Halal Pork??
It's like veggie mince, it's made to taste like pork. Luckily most Muslims can't tell the difference.
I live alone and my family live in a different country - do I win a prize?
barnsleymitch - cool, thanks! Pork and egg pie, aka Gala pie, is a fave of mine. 
TSY - lift would be great, ta. I've got a selection of Xmas CD's, any good for you? At a push, I could sing?
Yes iDave. The Yeti tour bus is coming to pick you up too! Bring some home made fitness equipment for some man (& C_G) tests.
Yay... C_G is going to serenade us..
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Well I've been living alone for a while now and would be there like a shot if there is a chance of a duck.................<not swear filter avoidance BTW> 
will the meal be made to iDave diet specifications?
Will there be cheese?
On a stick with a little pickled onion?
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Sorted it out with mother. Wife happy.
Wouldn't mind sneaking off for Halal cooked meat based high-jinks anyway.
you lot are seriously not right................
it was a serious question....... 
And believe me ton, it was a serious answer. Man up and take some responsibility, we're all coming to yours for christmas and boxing day, you will feed us, tuck us up in bed and read us all a lovely story. something about a badger or hedgehog I would imagine. Now stop shirking and get shopping. 'OH, JINGLE BELLS, TJ SMELLS', - come on everybody, join in!
I'm getting terribly excited ...
Me ... since I started to explore the world on my own at 21. Now along and hermit like. 
p/s: Parents & relatives 24hr flight away in the land belonging to some extreme maggots.
I don't live alone, and have altogether too many family.
Please, please, please, please, pretty please - can I come too...?
Too far for me to gatecrash otherwise I can bake some banana bread (delicious!)...
knitting me an eating suit.genius coffee laptop interface
"we're all coming to yours for christmas and boxing day,"
I'm staying 'til new year
Ton's Dec 25th - Jan 2nd
We come for Bukaki and pickled onions!
Can i come too Ton ? Would have to go out for a bike ride whilst the pots were done / farting interval though. Would be lovely to meet CG - she sounds right nice
I are be spending the day making a Elf outfit. Not elfinsafety outfit, Elf outfit, like film.
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