[Closed] a bit of a personal question?

If so, would you like to be murdered?

c. how many cats do you have?

If I answer Yes to both (which would only be 50% untrue) can I come to yours for Xmas?

d. have you always had noisy neighbours?

If so, would you like to swap your life for mine, just for the next couple of weeks? 😉

I live alone, but have plenty of relatives who live fairly close (within a few miles anyway), does that count?

crikey..........nail on the head........ 8)

They'll have to cut you off the mattress you know. And the cats will probably chew bits of you. Oh, and happy Christmas xxx

B'mitch is back!
😀

me, just now:

What's the purpose of this enquiry, Ton? Trying to see who'll be alone this Christmas, so's you can offer them a place at your table for Xmas dinner?

That's very kind of you. 🙂

fred.......would that be a problem?

Well if fred's coming, then so am I. And afterwards, we could wrestle one another in the traditional Yorkshire manner, pants down with a sack of coal on your back!

Did someone say pants down? I'm there!

You have to do something festive though yeti, probably involving clementines and amyl nitrate 😯

fred.......would that be a problem?

Ton I think you might have failed to understand the significance of the Elfinman's comment :
"That's very kind of you 🙂 "

I'd love to join you for Christmas dinner ton. 8) ..……………

So that's sorted then, I'll start a list. Me, yeti, ernie, elf, and phil, all rosy cheeked and heading for ton's Christmas turkey man wrestle fest!

Yeahp, yeahp, that all sounds good. Very much inline with a traditional Yeti family Xmas as it happens...

Ooh ooh, we could take Juan as well. Does he eat carp? Anybody? Carp?

just sent teej a invite too............... 8)

This is gonna be the best Xmas EVER! Who wants to pull my cracker??

Will there be any unruly dogs there Ton

He's French you know. Juan I mean, he's French, from France. They like carp. The French. Or is it the Dutch?

everyone alright with 'pigs in blankets'?

Yorkshire man wrestle fest 😆

just sent teej a invite too...............

I suspect he is busy polishing his helmet as we speak

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"everyone alright with 'pigs in blankets'?"
Is that like 'reverse dutch steamboat'?

Would there be bikes?

I'd love to come, but can't make it. Pub's open at lunchtime and there's probably something on telly, so i'll be sending my dad and his dog round instead.

'pigs in blankets'?

Yorkshire girls aren't that bad ;-)....oh...it's a boy pants down marmite wrestling thing!

Can I come too?

also, everyone will get a right good portion of stuffing.

Can I make a special request?

I'm not a big fan of traditional Xmas pud, but I do love a good cream pie?

😳

Is everybody free on Boxing Day too? At the moment I'm either going to upset my mother or my wife so to be honest I'd rather get muntered with a load of strangers. Even ones from Yarkshire.

I'll bring the lemons if somebody else has got the baby oil.

everyone alright with 'pigs in blankets'?

Well as long as they're Halal...

Boxing day as well? Best get down to Tesco's ton, MrsMitch is knitting me an eating suit. Whoo-hoo, two day bukkake and sprout party!

Ah Jeeze Mitch!!! 😯

No need, no need....

Sprouts give me terrible wind! 😳

Don't want to risk a blow-back. 😯

It's tongue that I'm a martyr to yeti - binds up something terrible in me back body.

Elfinsafety, Halal Pork?? Really??

Okay guys no tongue for mitch! 😆

And you can keep your bloody wafer thin ham and all! What about a chop? or some nice corned beef?