ZOMG! HEIR IT COMES! PUSH KATIE! PUSH!

Loving the ‘lizard overlord’ comments!
Sadly, I’m pretty sure that, somewhere out there in the hinterlands of t’interwebz, there are people totally convinced that there’s a team of specialists waiting in the next room with the appropriate means to make the baby lizard look human. 😐

There should probably be a Royal Cervix Dilatometer fronted by one of those celebrity Dr types.

It’s not the fact that she’s Royal, it’s that she’s a celeb.

There’s a live stream of the hospital front door here :

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/royal-baby-news-live-video-2060141

I have to admit that waiting for the royal footman to come out of the front door with the envelope to announce that a baby has been born, is proving to be rather exciting.

I might stay up tonight to witness this historical event.

I can never understand why the media camp at front of hospitals when the royal family repeatedly use the back door entrance!

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the royal family repeatedly use the back door entrance!

Though apparently they used the front one at least once.

A boy.

Boy, 8lbs 6oz.

yep it’s a boy.

(why are births exempt from the metric system legislation?)

But most importantly, does it look like James Hewitt?

“and now the big news is, what will he be called?”

Should be good for another twelve hours of continual news broadcasts.

8lbs 6oz……….8lbs 6oz………………………….8lbs 6oz…………………………………………8lbs 6oz

(why are births exempt from the metric system legislation?)

Cougar, all weights and dimensions through the process and after birth, including growth charts etc are all recorded in metric. It’s just that we still like to hear what it is in lbs and oz. I don’t remember an imperial measurement being used anywhere in the process with dd.

But most importantly, does it look like James Hewitt?

Well I would like to extend my loyal congratulations to Her Royal Highness.

Gawd blessya love……you’ve done us proud.

Well I think it’s all rather lovely to be honest.

Congrats and all that jazz 😀

Official statement from Kensington Palace on birth

The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news.

It comes as a huge relief to me to learn that the Royal Family are “delighted with the news”.

Well, I am republican in outlook and not at all enthusiastic about another royal to pay for…

However as a parent, I wish them all the best for the future with their new baby – as I was lucky enough to do for one of my friends earlier today (Congratulations again P!).

I can’t stop thinking about the birthing scene from V.

Where is the placenta in the line of succession? Still in front of the spawn of Hewitt I’ll wager.

I reckon George but hoping for Dave.

Tyler

Samuri

I’m going to put a fiver each way on “Jayden” (in case they go for it as a second name).

They should name him Henry IX …

I think he might be the last King.

Oliver Cromwell Windsor has a certain ring to it. 😀

WGAS?

How are you pronouncing that j_d?

I have just been down the bookies, and put a fiver on him being named Baz.

WGAS?

Who gets a son? Why, Kate does!

They could call it Chewitt after Charles and Hewitt

Little bugger has stolen my birthday, not paying taxes ever again now!!

Oxford

Apparently, Prince Harry has already gone out to get some ice cream for his nephew….

All I’m interested in is do I get another Bank Holiday or not. 😡

I’m struggling to care, I can’t even sum up the energy to even try and post some subversive unwitty comment.

Wayne Satchimo Slow Hand Hitler…

That’s my guess.

it will be called replikate.

All I’m interested in is do I get another Bank Holiday or not

https://twitter.com/angryflatcap/status/359207536810930177/photo/1

i was going to type a massive rant but i think i’ll just re-post the above again! (cheers cougar)