ZOMG! HEIR IT COMES! PUSH KATIE! PUSH!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk-news/blog/2013/jul/22/royal-baby-kate-admitted-to-hospital-for-birth-live-coverage

Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge has been admitted this morning to St. Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, London in the early stages of labour.

The Duchess travelled by car from Kensington Palace to the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital with The Duke of Cambridge.

i’m getting a right royal semi

Kate who?

Time for another Australian dj to call the hospital.

I wonder how Pippa is doing?

St Mary’s in Paddington was busy busy busy this morning. Mostly foreign correspondents doing their make-up.

deadlydarcy – Member
Time for another Australian dj to call the hospital.

Its difficult to imagine a comment in poorer taste.

Bloody spongers! Popping out kids and expecting the State to keep them…

Its difficult to imagine

you need more practice. I can do it easily.

Today’s ‘news’.

Have some respect for our betters. After all she did get the gig by winning a “Most naked in a fashion show” contest.

Perhaps Stoner, but I doubt the family of Mrs Saldanha can?

Can’t she be forced to give birth in The Omen style?

Is that the test for posting comments now thm?
I think that might be a tricky one to maintain.

You may be right stoner, but that would be a very sad state of affairs IMO.

Crowds gather outside St Mary’s as Britain finally approaches the temperature required to accommodate its newest lizard overlord.

from twitter 🙂

ts difficult to imagine a comment in poorer taste.

Try harder.

Is there a live feed for this? Maybe a dilation tracker?

Maybe a dilation tracker?

Try the BBC World Cervix for that.

IGMC etc

Thanks for the PSA why so little coverage in the media

Thankfully not ruined the TdF or the test

In case anyone missed it, she arrived by car. Love the fact the BBC feels it reqs three different people in different locations to report on this plus the people banging on about it in the studio.

I’m not even a royal hater but this is so far over the top it’s unreal.

If they give us another royal bank holiday I’ll put up with this crap but otherwise they can STFU.

What’s the smart money on?
Boy?
Girl?
Lizard?

I’m going for some human/horse hybrid with ginger hair….and either Harry or James Hewitt as the father

and I was wondering what was going to fill the void in my life that the Tour de France has left…

Members of the world’s media have waited outside the hospital for weeks for news of the royal baby

how do I get a TV license fee refund?

I hope everybody bought the Mail on Sunday yesterday for their special Royal Baby supplement. Heartwarming it was. And there was some lovely stylish and tasteful products for the more discerning royalist. I couldn’t resist….

Whats the name of those fundamental particles that get transmitted from the royal balls again?

Was it Kingons and Queons? something like that;

Some people say they don’t exist, but they _must_ be real.

Otherwise, what exactly makes these people different and gives them the right to rule over us all?

Wonder if the little Lizard Overlord is crowning yet?

meanwhile inside the hospital, the fully gestated Royal is ready to emerge…

I’m getting my news from the Daily Mash, it’s far better than other sources at times like this:

Britons urged to enjoy last few hours before explosion of baby bullshit

The TV news people here in the US are in just as much of a dither about it—-almost as much as the wedding.

It’s a boy, but the Australians are calling for DRS.

Poor taste drlex using the words ‘Australian’ and ‘calling’ on this thread-you’ll make thm cry again.

It’s been rolling on News 24 (or whatever it’s called) all day today. Amazing how they can spend all day reporting on absolutely nothing happening. If you ever wondered what the outside of a hospital looks like, it’s the channel of choice.

Had a discussions with my wife about this today, she was of the opinion that it is news worthy and it is our future monarch and therefore we should be excited. I however am of the opinion that neither the queen or any of the royals gave two sh*** when my children were born, I am entitled to return the favour!

Strangely as I get older I am becoming more and more of a republican! I thought I was supposed to get more royalist as I progressed in years!

@phil40 – Steve Peat or the Athertons don’t give a shit about how your ride was this weekend either

Her having a baby is certainly newsworthy.

Her not having a baby for several hours on end, less so.

Don’t recall wall to wall news coverage when Peaty or the Athertons did something that is completely normal and unexceptional! Also they are not part of the inherited monarchy and therefore probably won’t be part of a structure that expects me to show additional respect to them because of it!

I’ll see your

Her not having a baby for several hours on end, less so.

,and raise you a “crowds of news reporters stood outside the hospital reporting on the crowds of news reporters standing outside the hospital”.

Everyone involved should be hunted down and shot as a news generation measure.