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  • Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    LOL

    You know when you are getting old when your knees wake up 10 minutes after the rest of you (and older when your bladder wakes up 10 minutes before).

    hilldodger
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    when you have to scroll down'n'down'n'down'n'down to reach your DOB on an online form πŸ˜•

    uplink
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    You hear your favourite song playing in the lift

    Premier Icon BoardinBob
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    The length of my nasal hair worries me. I've taken to measuring each one I pull out and the record is sitting at 14mm.

    Why would I ever need 14mm nasal hair!

    23,

    nose hair – check

    oversized eyebrows – check

    5 o'clock shaddow by 9am – check

    Premier Icon nickc
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    When in order to get up from the sofa you have make a "uuuuppppp" noise, and equally you can't sit down with going "ahhhhhhhh".

    TandemJeremy
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    I have one – just one – mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?

    Premier Icon jimmy
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    lol @ nickc

    I've never understood ear hair. I don't have it (yet) and really hope I never do. Already have my old man's eyebrows with the one random piece of wire sticking out like an antenna in each one.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    TandemJeremy – Member
    I have one – just one – mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?

    It's an aerial. They are reading your brain waves.

    Tin foil hats on lads.

    Premier Icon ton
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    you become grandad ton……………. πŸ˜€

    bigyinn
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    You know you are getting old when….. You start agreeing with TJ!!

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Ear hair tickles when you go fast on your bike…

    When clipping my own hair, it now takes markedly less time to do the top than it did when I did it first, five or six years ago…

    when you go to a club in Newcastle and think everyone in there looks about 15, or maybe they were

    either way, even the 90 pence pints of stella didn't make me feel younger πŸ™

    When you use a phrase like "there's no good music been realeased since about 1997"

    bigyinn – Member
    You know you are getting old when….. You start agreeing with TJ!!

    *feels younger than his years all of a sudden*

    πŸ˜‰

    When you go back to college and realise that you're old enough to be your classmates dad. Grim πŸ˜•

    Milkie
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    ….. You ask silly questions like "Partying all night -WHY?" "…why do people start so late, then stay up to 3am or so?"

    Premier Icon mos
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    When you have to choose between expending your energy on either a ride or sexy time with the missus on a sunday morning, when before it used to be sexy time, then a ride.

    noteeth
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    When newly elected MPs are younger than you… WTF is happening to me?

    odannyboy
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    instead of moaning about old people on the bus, you start moaning about noisy kids on the bus,

    samuri
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    When you call a copper sonny.

    When you're preference of pub becomes a quite local rather than those that play the music to loud.

    You know you're old when:

    The candles on the cake cost more than the cake itself.

    You choose your cereal for the fibre and not for the toy to be found inside.

    When broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
    change mysteriously swap places.

    noteeth
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    When…. oh, I can't remember.

    IGMC – except, where did I put it?

    TandemJeremy
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    Getting the clippers out to cut your hair you have to run it over your ears as well and you have to check your eyebrows to see if they need clipping at the same time.

    πŸ™

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    A Welsh lady did call me 'bach' the other day tho so it's not all bad. Mind you, she was about 100.

    Premier Icon eldridge
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    You're looking at a porn flick, and you think: "That bed looks comfy"

    (I think this is Jack Dee – correct me anyone)

    deadlydarcy
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    I have one – just one – mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?

    Jesus TJ, I have one of those. Over my left eye. Mrs deadly's always trying to get at it. Complete ninja eyebrow…grows straight out of my forehead instead of in line with the rest and about twice as long as it's conformist comrades. I call it my "guardianista" eyebrow.

    Premier Icon snowslave
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    But dahlinks! you're never too old to have a happy childhood

    Junkyard
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    when all your children have retired.

    My Gran said this when it happened she is in her 90's

    grumm
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    When you still call pubs names they haven't been called in years.

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    when news readers on the telly box are younger than you

    mrsflash
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    You start having to pluck your chin as well as your eyebrows πŸ™

    Premier Icon ahwiles
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    i miss my mad eyebrow hair (just the one), Doris plucked it when i was distracted.

    i've thought about this 'you know you're old when' thing, and i think i'll consider myself old when i know and care what my cholesterol level is.

    Bimbler
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    …..when you keep odd offcuts of wood in the shed as they might come in useful "one day"

    Smee
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    …when you stop trusting farts.

    steve_b77
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    I too have over active eybrow growth, being 32 this does concern me as the extra long ones al seem to be blonde as opposed to the brownish colour they normally are, how strange

    Premier Icon Haze
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    When you accidentally erase all your contacts from your phone 😳

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