[Closed] Worst CBeebies show?

I like the '3' rap. It's dope.

Zigby makes me laugh, if only for the animals with silly regional accents.

I like "Waybaloo", "Charlie and Lola", "Show Me Show Me", Justin in everything, loads of others. I like them because they make my daughter smile, dance and sing.
The old darling with a dag bores me to death, my little one doesn't want to watch it either. "Big Cook Little Cook" doesn't really get watched unlike "Mr Maker".
BTW For all you 6'+ mosters the little Poi might not do anything. For me, she's a perfect size. She'd be a perfect nanny for me when I finally get some Man Flu.

anyone else force their kids to watch Woolamaloo?

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Worst=

Mighty Mights
Green Balloon Club
Celebrate (?)

Best = Octonauts (brilliant)

Oh, I did wonder where the backdrops for Waybuloo were. I think the actual set is in a studio tho.

BTW For all you 6'+ mosters the little Poi might not do anything. For me, she's a perfect size. She'd be a perfect nanny for me when I finally get some Man Flu.

I'm not 100% about this, but I think you might be barking up the wrong tree with her.

The 'girl' in Mighty Mites used to present Tikkabilla. She is also a contortionist which might score some points in a tiebreaker.

My eldest used to watch Storymakers, set in a library with various human presenters and a couple of glove puppets. One of them, the big black fella with the bald head was in Casino Royale last night going at Daniel Craig's Jimmy Bond with a Machete. I bet he's wanted to do that with those effing puppets a few times.

I think Pui is lovely.

Right well Meg's just made a decision. She apparently REALLY does not like Squiglets, and has had it turned off. We are now watching some pleasant cartoon with a purple bear thing on Nick Jr.

The 'girl' in Mighty Mites used to present Tikkabilla. She is also a contortionist which might score some points in a tiebreaker

Sarah-jane Honywell 8)

The only reason to watch Tikkabilla

My two are fundamentally opposed to Tweenies and Zingzillas, and rightly so. Creepy moronic nonsense.

I loathe anything with Sarah Jane (overly perky, chirpy cow) and the various Thomas rip-offs.

Octonauts is ace, although my 2yo is convinced its called Octolords for some reason and goes beserk whenever anyone uses its proper name.

Gotta love Nina. Can just imagine her staggering along Sauchiehall St at 2am on a Saturday morning, yelling abuse at occupied taxis as she tries to make her way home after a right good skinful.

The best stuff's on CBBC. Big Babies and Sorry I've Got No Head are legend. Deadly 60 is quite good too, presented by a kids TV version of Henry Rollins.

I don't trust any of the other channels at all, my kids don't know anything exists beyond the BBC.

CBBC has Shaun the Sheep. Discussion over.

Ah but Cbeebies has Timmy Time!

Grandpa in my pocket is the worst.

Don't mind Zingzillas, Chuggington or Driver Dan's Story Train.

Timmy Time