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Postman Pat on now (that is class), Way too hippy next, so hopefully I won't have to tell him it's time to turn the TV off.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:57 pm
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aracer - First or Second?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:01 pm
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First or Second?
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As predicted, TV now off, hope you're all enjoying your yoga 😀


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:10 pm
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First or Second Class - sorry, very poor attempt at joke.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:13 pm
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Come the revolution Zingzillas will be the first into the gas chamber...

I'm pretty sure that Gigglebiz would have been on prime-time Saturday night ITV telly in the 80s though. It's basically Benny Hill without the sauce...


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:19 pm
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Forest animal sprites that perform yoga twice a day, using crystal chimes, can float when happy, and when they reach ultimate happiness they "Buloo" and ascend to heaven. Perfect for new age babies: our 8 month old loves it.

Exactly the reasons I can't bear it, but you put it much better than I could have!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:26 pm
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First or Second Class - sorry, very poor attempt at joke.

Ah - actually quite good (I chuckled) just went whoosh over my head!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:36 pm
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Octonauts is great!

Anything involving Justin Fletcher gets turned off.

Simples.

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It's funny all the people on here I regularly row with like the stuff I hate. We should start a cebeebies index to test intelligence..


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:45 pm
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Oooh seem to have touched a nerve with those who clearly want a bit of Katie from I can cook. Strangely enough, im not gay, I just find sugary inspid women boring.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:54 pm
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How can anyone hate Show Me Show Me?

It's just like Play School. Bit dull but perfectly nice.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:57 pm
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Oh I forgot about Numberjacks. That's just awful. However, I think that all it's really meant to do is create characters that look like numbers to create familiarity. The plot is immaterial I suppose.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:57 pm
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How can anyone hate Show Me Show Me?

I did say it was the woman that annoyed me, not the show itself. I think it has something to do with her face but I am not entirely sure.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:59 pm
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Oooh seem to have touched a nerve with those who clearly want a bit of Katie from I can cook.

I'm quite open about wanting a bit of her.

In the immortal words of Jack from Still Game (or was it Victor?) while discussing Lorraine Kelly: "She's all mumsy and pumpable."

Edit: If I get banned for that it'll be worth it.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:01 pm
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Surprised there's no comments here about the [i]disarmingly[/i] cute Cerrie...


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:02 pm
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I like Katie, she seems very sweet 🙂 My 4 year old nephew has the hots for her too.

EDIT: I quite like Cerrie too!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:02 pm
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Thankfully my youngest who has just turned 6 spurned CBeebies a year or so ago and I can report that CBBC>>>>>>>>>>>>Cbeebies, Dani's House, Scoop, Bear Behaving Badly all pretty good shows


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:03 pm
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I'm not sure I [i]hate[/i] any of them, but the presenter of Mighty Mites does grate somewhat. I considered writing in to see if my boys could try controlled demolition, archery, fencing or range shooting, and then we could engineer a plot whereby she was erm, injured in a tragic accident or something. But I don't hate her. 🙂


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:10 pm
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sssimons mr tumble post above says it all for me.


 
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I'm not sure I hate any of them, but the presenter of Mighty Mites does grate somewhat.

Not just me then - was a bit worried that I didn't "get" here, given she seems to have an STW fan club
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/psa-dr-alice-roberts-wild-swimming-on-bbc4-now#post-1674930
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/cbeebies-with-a-massive-hangover#post-1932732
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/cbeebies-presenter-with-amputated-lower-arm#post-70462


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:27 pm
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"Can you feel the energy!?"

No, but stick your fingers in that socket and see if you can, please! 😈


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:29 pm
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On a side note, my rather odd mate keeps sending me text messages asking me how many pints it'd take before I would enjoy carnal knowledge of certain female cbeebies presenters. The last one was Gail Force from Gigglebiz.....

I haven't replied.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:32 pm
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Nina and the Neurons = awesome.

She's taught me a thing or two. Oh how I'd like to return the favour.....

+1 for Octanoughts.

Zingzillas and Waybaloo should burn in hell.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:34 pm
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It's funny all the people on here I regularly row with like the stuff I hate. We should start a cebeebies index to test intelligence..

It's actually a big social indexing experiment - I & my boys like Waybuloo which puts us firmly in the pinko commie hippy end of the spectrum. With our new lizard overlords in firmly place we'll be first against the wall - you see, it's VAT now, jackboots next week


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:36 pm
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I cant stand Zingzillas but my little lad who is two loves it, he was dancing in front of the telly the other day shouting I CANT STOP, I CANT STOP, so it seems to work for the target audience.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:44 pm
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I think the presentewr of mighty mites thinks she's 19 when in fact she's 45, you can tell by the neck...

I think Katie from I Can Cook is niiiiiiiiice....


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:47 pm
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You're missing the point, brassneck - the more important question is do you like Katie (who can cook)?


 
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when in fact she's 45

She was on something else last week with normal make-up on and she looked quite ok in a rather plain way.

The one with the funny arm has beautiful eyes but I am always distracted by the way her 'fingers' move.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:51 pm
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We should start a cebeebies index to test intelligence..

Never confuse bad taste with a lack of intelligence!

Imagination maybe...


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:54 pm
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Not Cbeebies but my two love Ben and Holly. Nanny Plum must have been write with parents in mind


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 7:21 pm
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its ace, i like grabby crabby the scouse thief!

Like a real scouser then, but a crab.

We're on the Disney stuff in our house - Wizards of Waverly Place is pretty good.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 7:29 pm
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The 'girl' in mighty mites is clearly a low budget adult film 'actress' - really quite disturbing.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 10:35 pm
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No one has mentioned the Rubbadubbas yet, that is a pointless waste of air time.
Octonauts is great, we have made gups out of washing up bottles and stuff.
Mr Tumble must be the only not scary clown around, don't like Gigglebiz though.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 11:10 pm
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Octonauts is superb. I built a Duplo Octopod the other day!
Gigglebiz = Fast Show
Numberjacks = super-chronic acting. I fancy being an extra
Surprised no-one's mentioned Waybuloo backdrops being in the Lakes - Anyone want to add to the Langdales and Birkhouse Moor?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 11:30 pm
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Be thankful you don't have to endure imagination movers, animal mechanicals, special agent oso or jungle junction on Playhouse Disney. Though imagination movers is made bearable by the lovely Nina.

Ben and Holly is great. My mrs reckons I'm a sad git for laughing at the jokes.
Horrible histories is the fine show, and apparently educational too?!


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:32 am
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Octonauts is very popular in my house too.

I miss Space Pirates, wish they'd do that again.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:45 am
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I like the '3' rap. It's dope.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:55 am
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Zigby makes me laugh, if only for the animals with silly regional accents.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 10:16 am
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I like "Waybaloo", "Charlie and Lola", "Show Me Show Me", Justin in everything, loads of others. I like them because they make my daughter smile, dance and sing.
The old darling with a dag bores me to death, my little one doesn't want to watch it either. "Big Cook Little Cook" doesn't really get watched unlike "Mr Maker".
BTW For all you 6'+ mosters the little Poi might not do anything. For me, she's a perfect size. She'd be a perfect nanny for me when I finally get some Man Flu.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 10:22 am
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anyone else force their kids to watch Woolamaloo?

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Posted : 05/01/2011 11:20 am
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Worst=

Mighty Mights
Green Balloon Club
Celebrate (?)

Best = Octonauts (brilliant)


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 11:21 am
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Oh, I did wonder where the backdrops for Waybuloo were. I think the actual set is in a studio tho.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 11:23 am
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BTW For all you 6'+ mosters the little Poi might not do anything. For me, she's a perfect size. She'd be a perfect nanny for me when I finally get some Man Flu.

I'm not 100% about this, but I think you might be barking up the wrong tree with her.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 11:27 am
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The 'girl' in Mighty Mites used to present Tikkabilla. She is also a contortionist which might score some points in a tiebreaker.

My eldest used to watch Storymakers, set in a library with various human presenters and a couple of glove puppets. One of them, the big black fella with the bald head was in Casino Royale last night going at Daniel Craig's Jimmy Bond with a Machete. I bet he's wanted to do that with those effing puppets a few times.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 11:32 am
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I think Pui is lovely.

Right well Meg's just made a decision. She apparently REALLY does not like Squiglets, and has had it turned off. We are now watching some pleasant cartoon with a purple bear thing on Nick Jr.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 11:39 am
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The 'girl' in Mighty Mites used to present Tikkabilla. She is also a contortionist which might score some points in a tiebreaker

Sarah-jane Honywell 8)

The only reason to watch Tikkabilla


 
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