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  • Works Xmas party – Dress to Impress – WTF?
  • lerk
    Free Member

    Got the xmas do next Saturday for a company I joined six months ago.

    The invite says dress code: dress to impress.

    What’s the concensus on where tbat points on the fashion scale?

    I hear some colleagues are thinking jeans / smart shirt.

    BTW: I have a variety ranging from DJ to jeans… but the missus is worried.

    mikey74
    Free Member

    I think if I saw an invite that said “dress to impress” I’d be strongly inclined not to go.

    For the record: I’d read that as DJ, or something else properly smart, but then again I’m not au fait with fashion standards.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    In general it means not what you would wear to the pub on Friday afternoon 😉

    Northwind
    Full Member

    I think that probably means navy uniform and a blackjack

    aP
    Free Member

    Why not ask your colleagues?
    Ask a number of them in different places and times and not all at the same time.
    Gimp suit is unlikely to impress. Probably.

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    What are the rest of the team wearing?

    ElShalimo
    Full Member

    A base layer thong.
    If you bust too many moves on the dancefloor at least you’ll be able to regulate your scrotal temperature

    timber
    Full Member

    Dinosaur outfit.
    T-rex is well impressive.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    TBH, I’m amazed there hasn’t been a “Christmas do dress code” thread before now.

    wallop
    Full Member

    Here’s my outfit from last year [/url]

    gwaelod
    Free Member

    you can wear a dinner jacket absolutely everywhere.

    Nightclub, pub, waterskiing, watching football..anywhere.

    If in doubt dinner jacket

    aP
    Free Member

    wallop – I’m impressed you chose to wax.

    egb81
    Free Member

    That was the dress code for my works do. I got away with smart black jeans, shirt and skinny tie. The night was expensive, soulless crap.

    aP
    Free Member

    My office Xmas do doesn’t have a dress code. However, it is in a pub with a circus bolted to the back of it.
    Consequently I’m not going. I am paying for 1/4 of it though.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    aracer
    Free Member

    You’re leaving so many questions unanswered there, aP

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Here’s my outfit from last year

    The lesser-known, Titzen.

    mikewsmith
    Free Member


    Either the Jumper or as Archer, what could possibly go wrong

    Daffy
    Full Member

    What would you wear on a first date? That’s what you wear.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Copy this.

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    If dress to impress was a DJ it would say Black Tie surely!

    As per the other thread, ask the person who sent out the invite.

    Men are becoming such women this days, or is it just hardcore mountain bikers 🙄

    jimdubleyou
    Full Member

    ?

    tjagain
    Full Member

    that dress code would have me running a mile.

    mikewsmith
    Free Member


    mile running atire might not be suitable

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Invitation. It’s what you use to invite someone.

    Grrr.

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    dannybgoode
    Full Member

    Who the **** are they expecting you to impress. Sounds like an 18-30’s holiday thing. If that were on an invite for me I’d very quickly declare myself out.

    BobaFatt
    Free Member

    Not so much “dress” but it would impress me

    dirtyrider
    Free Member

    What are the rest of the team squad wearing?

    gonzy
    Free Member

    just wear one of these and you’ll be reet 😆

    munrobiker
    Free Member

    However, it is in a pub with a circus bolted to the back of it.

    We, thankfully were given a vote on ours and this was an option. Because we are all decent human beings we are off to an alright restaurant then to a pub of our choosing.

    doris5000
    Free Member

    In my experience, the phrase ‘dress to impress’ is usually followed by the phrase ‘Ladies entry free before 11’ and ‘Security: tight but polite’.

    In which case, congratulations: you’re going to a garage night for your xmas do! 😀 Wear a moschino shirt, tight black jeans and boxfresh Gucci loafers.

    You can thank me later 😉

    Xylene
    Free Member

    Not so much “dress” but it would impress me

    I don’t think Alpin is invited to this party

    natrix
    Free Member

    Shoulder holster and 9mm automatic pistol 😈

    aracer
    Free Member

    Somebody needs to explain more to me about the pub with a circus bolted to the back – sounds quite fun to me (but then I’ve decided to reclaim “weird” as a positive term).

    thomthumb
    Free Member

    you’re going to a garage night for your xmas do!

    yep. has to be.

    grumpysculler
    Free Member

    Surely it means you must don the little black dress and stupidly high heels?

    fattyre500
    Free Member

    Don’t trust the people who tell you ‘jeans and a shirt will do’ cos they’ll be in a rented tux!!

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Usual fair for me, booked a posh hotel so ill turn up in a cheap M&S suit – becuase someone will spill something on it- have a couple of drinks, talk to the big cheeses then bugger of early for a hot shower and a G&T from the minibar.

    Can be arsed with the Christmas letching / drunkards.

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