Wind related fatality in the Feet household

Just been into the garden to stand some fallen over stuff back up and made a grave discovery.

Our gnome has been decapitated and the head is missing 😥

I think an autopsy needs to be carried out, has the coroner been informed?

Mr G Nome would not have felt anything, the decpaitation would have instantly taken his life.

RIP MR G Nome.

Have you reported it to Elfinsafety?

Sure it was Mr G nome, not a troll.

Are you sure he didn’t panic in this dreadful weather and lose his head?

IGMC (and go and get pissed)

This thread is in incredibly poor taste, there is gnome way I’m going to be party to it

Sympathy for your loss

This thread is useless without pixies

I’m sure he’ll be along shortly with some

Way back when, I lived in France and was one of the early members of the FLNJ

It was all for a girl….Her name was Olivia. She was lovely. 🙂

Should have been wearing a helmet.

It was probably one of those private firearms owners, look for empty cases then report to TandemJeremy

Boba Fatt – Member
It was probably one of those private firearms owners

Wasn’t me.

Folk seriously still have gnomes…in a non ironic way?

loads of folks have gnomes with feet smashed off ,stick an add in the clasy’s you might be able to do a head transplant.

Did it happen at the normal place of residence, or the second gnome… ?

Was he gnome alone?

If youre having weather problems,I feel bad for you son.

Ive got 99 problems but ya gnome aint one.

On the plus side, I’m in the Market for a tiny fishing rod?

It was the Stranglers what done it:

“Gnome or heroes any more…”

Case closed

Folk seriously still have gnomes…in a non ironic way?

Was a joke present given to us, that kind of became a fixture in the garden. On the plus side, the head has been found, so some ‘Six Million Dollar Man’ style ‘we have the technology’ type reattachment will take place