rooms full of scruffy blokes looking at monitors and wandering around aimlessly pointing at things and muttering

‘Fes up, it was B&Q wasn’t it?

Chemical Brothers vs John Williams (Galvanise the Empire) w/ appropriate sized explosions. Oh yeah.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLLdAkL5Nb0[/video]

So why they do this thing then?

Elf, they want to understand what matter and energy actually are – the nature of tangible reality. The more we learn about that the more we can do.

Just remember what you are doing as you type on here…

Just remember what you are doing as you type on here…

Let’s not try to think too hard to think about what he’s doing while typing 😕

So why they do this thing then?

so nerds have something to think about between tugs.

Hm, so nobody outside of CERN really knows what it’s all about then.

Let’s have a think about this…

Where’s the LHC based? Switzerland. Ah, the Swiss. Sitting there quietly being boringly ‘neutral’ for ages, hoarding Nazi gold and that, making high-quality watches, pen-knives and holey cheese, now and then coming up with the odd gem like LSD, not being particularly good at sports apart from maybe tennis and skiiing, just generally not getting involved in stuff…

Then they make a thing what can smash stuff up to teeny tiny particles.

Invade. Invade now, before it’s too late! 😯

Smash kill destroy thing what we don’t understand! What is this witchcraft?? BURN IT!!!!!

He’s made a mistake. it’s -1/3 not -1/4 F microvolts tch! No wonder they think neutrinos go faster than light. Schoolboy error.

That’s a “nu” not a v, so would guess it’s come frequency related thing, and the “mu” (u) is probably to do with magnetism.

Im guessing but it probably has something to do with the properties of a fermion (electron?)… (proper wild stab in the dark type guessing!)