Why aren't you getting married? Comedy replies?
At the weekend I know I’ll be in a social situation with loads of old friends’ parents who will doubtless ask us yet again why aren’t you getting married. In fact they’ll probably be so rude to ask why we aren’t planning on children as well!
Anyway, we are very happy together and have been for the last 12 years and looking forward to spending our lives together but I’d love some comedy replies. Especially if it raises an old “stuck in the mud”s eyebrows.
So, what’ya got?Posted 6 years agoMunqe-chickMember
The one I alwasy use which stops people dead is “well I don’t plan on being with Mr MC in 10 years time”, the first time I got silence then a hesitant “Does mr MC know this?” ….. I didn’t answer told them it was none of their business. Use it a lot now and it’s great. Why does society fell the need when you hit 30’s to say “when you getting married?” then “when you having children?” or “why aren’t you having unprotected sex?” is the version I prefer!
Most people I know who get married get divorced …. so why waste your time and a WHOLE HEAP of money!!!Posted 6 years agoalpinMember
a few of the GF’s relatives at her sisters wedding asked the pair of us why we weren’t getting married (we’ve been together for – gulp- nigh on ten years, her sister and her man for two). the GF pointed at me and said “what… to him?”. we laughed.
… i punched her later, mind. cheeky bitch.Posted 6 years agoTooTallMember
Why does society fell the need when you hit 30’s to say “when you getting married?
Possibly because this is still thought to be the norm by society, particularly those of an older generation? I don’t see why anyone would get so aersy about something like that once they appreciated the view of the world from another standpoint. Everyone has a different idea of ‘normal.Posted 6 years ago
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