It was his birthday yesterday, maybe he's massively hungover or chained to a lamppost outside a prague strip join or something
Somehow I don't believe this is BigDummy's style. He strikes me as a rather erudite and quietly sophisticated type, who would much rather enjoy the pleasures of a nice Claret whilst listening to Brahms. Or something.
Maybe Mendelssohn. Or Thomas Tallis.
He could of course have bought one of the new Call of Duty or Halo games, and be sitting there festering in a pool if his own filth, wearing his thumbs down to the bone.
As for Hora; last time I saw him he flounced off the F1 Monza thread, following Lewis Hamilton's untimely demise. Probably still curled up in a corner somewhere crying like a little girl. With luck, Binners may track him down and give him a Chinese Burn.