What wife changing things have you gone through?

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  • What wife changing things have you gone through?
  • ulysse
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    Mines changed from a slender sex goddess, in to something that cackles at Dorothy on wizard of Oz

    oldmanmtb
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    Still waiting for the “rational” upgrade…..

    nicko74
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    Well there was that party I went to with the car keys. The organiser keeps calling me and leaving messages; apparently I was supposed to go home with my own wife…

    eddiebaby
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    Went for the newer model upgrade. People can be SO judgemental.

    ElShalimo
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    I got fatter and lost hair.

    jambalaya
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    Divorce and all round upgrade. Waited far too long.

    Bunnyhop
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    Wife here: I completely changed his diet. Also we have a place for everything, then he’s not constantly rummaging around for hours in piles of stuff, to find something. Now he just shouts where is the blah, blah, blah and its found in seconds. πŸ˜€

    Premier Icon jekkyl
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    had a child, changed from friendly wife to shouty angry wife, if that wasn’t good enough we had another! life’s good.

    Premier Icon binners
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    Also we have a place for everything, then he’s not constantly rummaging around for hours in piles of stuff

    …. known in our house as a ‘man-look’ πŸ˜€

    ulysse
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    binners – Member
    Also we have a place for everything, then he’s not constantly rummaging around for hours in piles of stuff
    …. known in our house as a ‘man-look’

    a “kids look” in our house…
    While looking for hours for something that’s in direct plain view – have you been looking with Jamie or Abbie’s eyes?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I switched from Talktalk to Virgin. Much faster.

    Premier Icon teethgrinder
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    I think the upgrade fees are too high at the moment, and I don’t want a patio.

    Premier Icon BigJohn
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    When a woman gets married she thinks she will change her husband’s ways.
    When a man gets married he thinks his wife will stay just the same.
    They both end up disappointed.

    P-Jay
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    Mine seems to be a bit unhappy at the moment, she’s got everything she’s ever wanted – but it seems she’d quite like to keep all these things, but also to keep the money they cost.

    Premier Icon andybrad
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    everything i do is wrong.

    I can also relate to many of the above.

    Premier Icon monkeysfeet
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    Mine is like an old computer. Still takes floppys, needs a serious upgrade . Thinks cassettes are great technology, but constantly needs information punching in. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon Bregante
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    .. known in our house as a ‘man-look’

    I find stuff for a living. I’ve trained others how to find stuff and I can be a right PITA in checking every nook and cranny…

    At home however, I struggle to find my arse with both hands. πŸ˜€

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