Listen, I’m as keen as the next man on Silverstone; Lions is too early for me but if it weren’t I’d watch it; Wimbledon I can see the appeal (mainly the women squealing and the ridiculous camera angles that they never seem to have for the men’s games); and I’ll grant you the Tower of France is worth dipping into.
But I will *NOT* stand for mention of effing Glastonbury! It’s bad enough you can’t get away from it on the BBC (oooh, look at us, we’re wasting your money on sending 632 1/2 BBC Staff to a muddy field to ‘work’); if you want to chat about it, do it elsewhere!
(mostly 😉 , but there is a line…)