No pets allowed.

Had this discussion with my 7 year old earlier and we agreed:

3 Honey badger – hard as nails.
2 Cheetah – beautiful and fast
1 Otters – no explanation needed. They are just great.

there’s only one

Cuttlefish, most fascinating animals on the planet.

Siamese cats, have more personality in one claw than other cats.

Mola mola, one weird fish.

1/ Highland longhorn
2/ Tamworth pig
3/ Brown trout

All three very aesthetic and tasty

This place gets stranger by the day. 🙁

Otter (only in Glen Elg though)

Polar Bear

Rattle Snake

1/ Weasels
2/ Wild Cats
3/ Wolves

Went for a W theme

Weird but cool thread.

1, Dog. Stinky retards. And i love them all of them.
2, Cats. Arrogant parasites. But they are so cool.
3, Gerbils. Coz they’re cute, and funny.

Whales…just whales….

pudd – Member
Weird but cool thread.

1, Dog. Stinky retards. And i love them all of them.
2, Cats. Arrogant parasites. But they are so cool.
3, Gerbils. Coz they’re cute, and funny.pudd – Member

Tsssk, NO PETS ALLOWED

two cows and an owl

Heron
Tiger
and of course…
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Stegosaurus.. Look’s like it has a set of bombers to own you with.
Great white shark.. The ultimate predator really, and I just think they look incredible, especially when they jump out the water..
Eagle.. Makes it look so easy, soaring up there looking down on everybody.

Otters. I bloody l love otters.
Honey badgers. Mental, fighting animals.
Next doors cat. Arogant, very casual and wanders around like he owns the place. Which in his mind he does.

Only three. Hmmmm

1 Orca
2 Lynx
3 Beaver

There is no intended smutty link between 2 and 3. 😉

1. Liger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

Platypus, loads of animals all in one. And it lays eggs and has a venomous spike thing.

Like an otter on acid.

Butt monster, who mentioned rules?

i should mention my 1 year old daughter. She’s a complete monster raving nutter. So violent.

1 Gibbon. Immense bundles of awesomeness.
2 Harris Hawk. A raptor you can take for a walk like a dog.
3 Fox.

Penguins in places 1,2 and 3
The chuck Norris of the animal world – just awesome.

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Penguins
Killer Whales
Meerkats

1. Hedgehog [This is me being mushy, but I love hedgehogs.]
2. Timberwolf [Exquisite animals. Mysterious; beautiful]
3. Bear (both Brown & Black) [Amazing; strong]

Beef
Mutton
Bacon

Owl
Dog
Gruffalo

Donkey
chicken
gibbon

Barn Owl
Hedgehog
Turtle

Honey badger – knows no fear, saw a video of one giving lions a tough time

Octopus – weirdly clever beast, it can do screw tops! 😯

Dolphin – Amazing

Haggis
Nessie
Bigfoot/Yeti

Meerkat
Cheetah
Gorilla

Alpaca
Sloth
Koala

Notable mention to pandas, which, despite having females that are only in heat 72 hours a year (and can only conceive within 24-48 of those hours), and males with tiny genitalia requiring exact positioning to ensure conception, and despite being chronically fussy eaters, has somehow convinced the world that they need saving. They’re just not that bothered!

1. Honey badger
2. Killer Whale
3. A big shark

You’ll notice all of my top three animals are awesome and iron hard. That’s because I have a small penis and like animals that are awesome and iron hard.

Wolverines.
Ninja Turtles.
Cormorants.

I was going to have Ligars, but they’ve already gone, so I’ve replaced it with Cormorants. A mate is getting married and has to go to alpha classes at the church. I think he’s beginning to buy into it, as he has a bible app on his ipad, so I got him to look at Leviticus, and am hoping he’s now going to ask why god’s got such a downer on eating Cormorants. Is it because they’re awesome and it would be wrong, or do they just taste a bit too fishy for a bird?

1) Penguin. They never fail to crack me up.
2) Leopard. Very illusive & solitary plus an accomplished hunter.
3) Bengal tiger. Simply beautiful & likes a good swim.

Penguin
Dolphin
Beaver

1) Elephant
2) Leopard
3) Dolphin

Octapus ftw! Then giant squid then octapus again

They are all amazing, especially blobfish.

Peregrine Falcon cause it’s fast as f@!k and eats flying rats I mean pigeons
Basking shark because the are massive mysterious and cause I can see them where I live
Tiger beautiful creature

My comedy 3
Chough
Shag
Great Tit
If it was a list of 4 I would have included Booby 😈
Mrs eruptron
Tiger – top predator, beautiful & more worthier for saving than pandas
Starfish – they grow new arms if they lose one & turn them stomach inside out to eat
Peregrine – fastest, sleekest, eats pigeons

Orangutans
Chimpanzees
and
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Bears are the best animal ever!

Easy.

1). The Cookie Monster
2). Secret Squirrel
3). Top Cat