(mr MC posting)
watching TdeF on ITV4 makes me want….? hmmmm
A bottle of Just for Men as it will bag me a desperate middle-aged bird who will sleep with me on the first date cos she thinks I might be a bit younger than her.
A russian meerkat in a dressing gown.
A bike from halfords, as it'll be the wrong size, have badly set up suspension and lock the back brake on corners.
Some margerine so that some nasty old woman will come to my house and tell me my cholesterol is 4.3. Whatever TF that means.
A water park commute home. In my pants.