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  • Elfinsafety
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    Brian Cox looks like a woman who’s had a facelift.

    allthegear
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    Commenting on his looks, Elfin??? 🙂

    though I will admit that t-shirt picture does make him look rather effeminate!

    Rachel

    edit – ah – and having had a closer look, it’s because quite a large chunk of his chin is “in shadow” so you can’t see it. Women generally have a shorter distance between base of lower lip and the chin (and the same for top of upper lip to nose)…

    emma82
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    C_G I can’t really cope with the science stuff either but he just has a lovely sweet voice, very relaxing.

    Elfin, enough with the baby hekilopter, I do not want a baby hekilopter, especially not yours. Mr cox’s chopper on the other hand, Id extend a flight path or two around me for that man, even if he is 40 + 😳

    cinnamon_girl
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    Objectifying men TSY? Makes a change from me objectifying my bikes. 🙄

    I guess I had better seek him out especially as David Morrissey is no longer on. 🙁

    Oh, over 40? Much too old for me. 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Bikes have feelings too! Just stop objectifying stuff alright?!

    Swelper
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    emma82
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    Men love to be objectified. Thats why they do it to women all the time, cos secretly they want it done back to them 🙂

    Swelper
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    TheSouthernYeti
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    No we don’t! We find it utterly demoralising.
    For instance the girl that e-mails me at work to tell me about my cute walk… I hate that. I’m a serious professional!
    STW was my sanctuary, but you women are making it a harder, and harder place for a man to be.

    noteeth
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    Warning – some swearing involved.

    emma82
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    Harder you say? Stop lower the tone yeti you naughty boy. So when she says you have a cute walk what exactly does a cute walk look like? Bottom wiggle or a bit of a bounce?

    Noteeth that’s rubbish, he doesn’t sound like Noel Gallagher!!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    wiggle

    😥 I am more than my wiggle!

    emma82
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    I am what I am, and what I am, needs no excuses…..

    noteeth
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    he doesn’t sound like Noel Gallagher!!

    A friend of mine works with him on his TV stuff…. I’ll auction an introduction on the classifieds.

    Elfinsafety
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    Men love to be objectified. Thats why they do it to women all the time, cos secretly they want it done back to them

    Probbly true that, actually.

    Bit like you with your public opposition to hekelopters. Secretly, deep down inside, you desire them.

    We want the same things, you and I. It’s the only way you can truly be happy. The sooner you realise this, the better…

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    haha! Brian in a helicopter

    That’s gonna cause an issue 😀

    Elfinsafety
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    😀 Nice one Tazzy…

    I prefer Noteeth’s version. Much better. That’s the sort of telly I want to see.

    ‘Check it out! Stuff’s ****ing amazin’! It’s doin’ me ‘ead in!’

    racefaceec90
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    man when i first read that somebody wanted to write to brian cox i though they meant him 🙂 (he was hannibal lector/none of your anthony hopkins rada rubbish) from the 80’s classic manhunter

    timc
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    M3 Saloon 🙂

    aracer
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    toys19
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    TheFlyingOx
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    Well the chopper’s on it’s way now, so I’ll change my want to this:

    slimtubing
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    beej
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    The Flying Ox – that looks almost identical to my Stowa marine original.

    emma82
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    That’s gonna cause an issue

    Why do you lot gotta ruin everything good 🙁 Helicopters are for Gay LOSERS. There I said it. And I feel much better. 8)

    emsz
    Free Member

    Helicopters are for Gay LOSERS

    😥

    Don’t em, please?

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    Why do you lot gotta ruin everything good

    because we’re all mean spirited swines who can’t stand to see the youthful enthusiasm of a lecherous girly to remind us of what bitter and twisted little bridge dwellers we are.

    and it’s very funny 😀

    apparently it’s this big 😉

    woffle
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    My Dad has pretty much that exact one (or something very close) – takes pride of place on their dining room mantelpiece pending construction of his indoors / outdoors track pipedream…

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    one of these and I’d have a little sex wee

    matt_outandabout
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    The canoe, not the weird bloke paddling…

    emma82
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    Sorry emsz no offense ment in that respect, but point taken, tis not on. Although to be fair I bet some of the boys on here are pretty happy when they have their choppers out 😀

    Tazzy, it’s not nice to wind up lecherous women, we can’t defend ourselves cos our mind is elsewhere…..

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    😀

    emsz
    Free Member

    Emma, I know you meant no offense. sorry, I’m being oversensitive, had a shit day.

    emma82
    Free Member

    Aww, I’d post a picture of a massive dairy milk but I’m completely technically inept on my phone 🙁

    emsz
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    It’s beyond chocolate! Had a rubbish time at work (on placement atm) bickering with GF turned into full blown phone-shouty row… then missed bus.

    had a fag (sorry Yeti).

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Oh emsz. What are we going to do with you?

    Smoke some more tonight, but chuck the rest in the bin before you got to sleep.

    have a hug on me…

    emma82
    Free Member

    Noooo don’t smoke! It’s a slippery slope. Yeti stop trying to lead her ashtray *geddit??!! Hugs are a the future though.

    (((((hugs)))) ps mine are better than yeti’s…..lol

    emsz
    Free Member

    Don’t Yeti (edit, you too Emma), I’ll cry.

    Begged a fag from a mate. don’t have any more, promise. Building up courage to call.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    P1zz0ff Emma! My hugs are well betterer than yours.. I’ve got great guns and a fleecy furcoat! How on earth can you compete?!

    Ahh, well if you’ve only had one, you’re fine. Shame you wasted opporunity by not making it a funny one.

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