I can’t stop “reading” The Sun.

What are you doing reading that piece of rubbish tabloid cr..

OMG she’s hot…. 😯

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2369472.ece

Yes I googled…sad yes.

New favourite woman. Like one of my ex’s but much, much hotter.

Have you seen the price of that stuff? And it’s hardly ‘practical’. I’d be wanting something that kept me warm, or dry, or both, for the money some of those flimsy garments cost…

I once, erm, ‘damaged’ a particularly skimpy item of clothing of one young lady, a while back. I will spare you the details; suffice to say, teeth were involved. Afterwards, she demanded I replaced said item. ‘Ok’, I thought, ‘fair enough’, and off I toddled to M+S. £6; that’s near enough, that’ll do.

No. Not good enough. Janet Reger or something. Off I go again…

Thirty quid. Thirty **** quid.

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you…

What you put on womens underwear which was too tight and had to chew your way to man freedom?

Is there footage on a website with this on?

Link?

I don’t want to be banned, Google is your best mate 🙂

RudeBoy – your mum must have been furious

£30? Try Agent Provocateur for some really pricy (but nice!) stuff. A trip into the store in Selfridges Bullring is worth it! Wifes wedding undies cost more than my last frame!

SSP

No, I know; it’s ridiculous. This was a few years back, when I was a dirty student. £30 was an entire week’s spends in the Union bar.

A Japanese lass I went out with, from a wealthy family, had all sorts of very spensive stuff. I was very careful indeed, not to snag anything…