- Vasectomy & riding
Wife’s friend’s hubby took a month off from playing football after his, so I rode my bike the next day to show him how gay is.
The most traumatic part was the op itself. I was wheeled into the op room. Nursey lifted up my gown to prep “down there”, and gave anaesthetic jab. I was looking up at the ceiling thinking of, well anything other than a fairly attractive woman manipulating my bits because..you know. The door opened and closed, the doc came in and said hello. I said hello back, looked down as he was looming over my groin ready to start work, and the f**ker had a purple rinse. I was emasculated by QuentinfuckingCrisp. Fair play to the old bloke though, he was done in a jiffy and it was a pretty neat job.Posted 4 years agoprawnyMember
Had mine done two weeks ago this coming Saturday, still not right. Will probably go for a short ride on Saturday on my road bike but nothing serious. Other people I know gave had hardly any pain, but it knocked me about a bit. Made it to work Monday and Tuesday, came home in agony on Wednesday and had the rest of the week off.
I wouldn’t push it.Posted 4 years agolisterMember
I left it a couple of weeks. First ride was quite short and I was very aware of things, but it was ok. Left it a couple more days then went for a longer one, it was fine.
Only had slight pains for a couple of days after the op, and that was because one side took a bit more ‘digging’ and was quite swollen. I then had a few days of feeling delicate without sharp pain.
First investigation into whether everything worked was a tricky mind over matter activity, the vinegar strokes held a certain amount of terror!
Matt is right about the stitches, one side was not good and de-threading myself in the shower was a peculiar sensation…
But you’ll be fine 🙂Posted 4 years agotheotherjonvSubscriber
I’d have been right to ride after about a week apart from getting an infection in the wound site. after having that cleared out and on antibiotics, i enquired whether I was good to start riding again and the doc told me that 3 hours in a sweaty chamois would provide a less than ideal environment for healing an infected cock. 😯 In hindsight, a bit of a daft question.
I waited another 2 weeks until given the all clearPosted 4 years agorp16vMember
actualy had mine done this morning have sent kids to the nans and the misses out so just me netflicks and a bag of frozen veg been sat here sins about 2 ish lol all in all not that bad had good banter w :lol:ith the doc who really made it easyer getting a little achey now just poped 2 painkillers and a pizza in the oven as far as sports concernd iv put off all sports gor atleast a month…Posted 4 years ago
am looking forward to empying the tank 30 times tho
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