I was thinking some porn mags and a bag of skunk! Ideas please 😀

OXO tower visits, plenty of them, bring baby oil for the lift.

i ve got mine four packs of Pork scratching. big ones mind, i m not cheap.

I’m getting her some chocolates and flowers. Let me know if she likes them 😉

A pearl necklace?

Big Frank the Black Stallion?

I’d have got my arse handed to me if I trusted you lot 😀 Thorntons chocolates and a poncy card 😆

Garage flowers and a box a milk tray…

Asda had Castrol GTX on offer earlier, if she’s a fan.

A yoke.

Helps to build core strength this lady loves hers.

I asked her. She’s very polite, isn’t she? Wouldn’t talk with her mouth fu [STOP IT! NOW! Mods]

Romantic stroll under the stars on the hills. A gift (vintage copy Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller), a quiet drink in quiet country pub, back home for wine, food and film.

Done. And I’m early this year! 🙂

The op , earlier today…..seemed optimistic

Laura Trott’s mountain bike, she won’t miss it, not very aero for track riding. 😉

Divorce proceedings. Costly, but you won’t have to up the ante next year.

I love my wife every day and wont be doing anything special tomorrow