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  • V cold ride + bit of a head cold = Most satisfying snot rockets. Ever.
  • big_scot_nanny
    Full Member

    gross, but hugely satisfying.

    Very cold morning, me riding along with a bit of a head cold/full of snot.

    Once heart pumping a bit and warmed up, need to clear each nostril.

    Phhhhaatoom! Phhhhaatooom!

    Get that! No residue, no sniffles, just perfect nostril clarity. And probably some kind of pile up behind me as the following traffic hits the bolus. (boluses? Boli? Bolusus?)

    Anything as satisfying? I doubt it!

    cheers all!
    Kev

    big_scot_nanny
    Full Member

    And, disgusted as you all no doubt are, I can confirm that the effect on the way home was just as satisfactory at the end of the day.

    Ahhhhh, clear nostrils!

    Kev

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I always seem to arrive behind other riders just as they press the eject button on this sort of stuff 🙁

    big_scot_nanny
    Full Member

    That’s bad, I am a very conscientious ejector. Although, at the lights this morning I did not see that group of young ladies walking up the pavement and they were clearly very impressed at both velocity and volume.

    Or maybe that was a look of horror?

    (Note, did not hit them, but they got to witness the full effect)

    Kev

    svalgis
    Free Member

    I expected some pictures. Hugely disappointed.

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