"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf."

Just watched "In Bruges".

What a superb film – very funny and very moving.
Clever, well written and acted.

Only in it for a second, but they also managed to include the green wooden shack that sells chips and mayo outside the carillon tower. 🙂

Made me want to go back! – the Belgian tourist board must be delighted, despite the subject matter.

It's great isn't it? I watched it half cooked on a trans-Atlantic flight and absolutely loved it. Great film, quality acting and great ideas.

Ralph Fiennes' false teeth deserve an award of their own. 😀

I'm off to watch the extras.

Amazing film. I watched it on a train journey. Bought it the night i had internet.

Course you cant ####### see i just shot a ###### blank in your eye!

"An Uzi, I'm not from South Central Los **** Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10 year olds in a Drive by. I want a normal gun, for a normal person"

"Jeez he swears a lot doesn't he!"

"Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world"… "Ken, I grew up in Dublin, I love Dublin. If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't!"

"She ain't my girlfriend, she's a prostitute"… "I wasn't aware there were any prostitutes in Bruges"… "You just have to look in the right places; Brothels are good!"

"Maybe that's what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in Bruges"

"What exactly are you trying to say"… "What am I trying to say? You'd lot are a bunch of **** Elephants… Come on, leave it fatty!"…

"Guys, I wouldn't go up there, it's really narrow"… "Screw You Mother ****!"… "Americans, isn't it!"

"You from America too?"… "No I'm from Amsterdam"… "Amsterdam, that's just a load of bloody prostitutes isn't it?"… "Yes, exactly, that's why I came to Bruges, I thought I'd get a better price for my Pussy here"

ROFLMAO

God I love this film… Too funny. Sorry, hope I've not ruined it for anyone, that's only a fraction of the funny bits in it!

I thought this was a classifieds post. I had my PayPal ready and everything…

Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places… brothels are good.
Ken: Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute.
Jimmy: Thank you.

ah tis good to be sure, yr man's grand in it.

I almost made it there before Christmas, apart from the fact I had a eurostar ticket!
GReat film though, one reason why I wanted to go

I watched this when mrs. G was on her last girls night out.. great flic and did make me wanna grab the next train to Bruge.

Just got it for 3 quid in Tesco, my evenings viewing sorted!! (after the darts!!)

That fries and mayo guy bullied me in front of my wife! Good chips though.

watched it quite a while back and loved it.

"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf."

Thought it was about some people off here,disapointed now.