Swap the electrical tape for some Apollo stickers?
Cover the fork lowers with old inner tubes, and put some rusty wheels on it….
Saying that it doesn’t matter a jot. One of the guys at work left this in our cycle compound overnight:
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We have a coded padlock on a gate + a solid steel hoop bolted to concrete, to which that BSO was D-Locked to.
The scrotes smashed the gate and unbolted the hoop from the floor. Removed the bike then bolted the hoop back to the floor, presumably so we couldn’t figure how they’d done it.
The Muppets however left the undamaged D-Lock in the grass behind the office, and forgot to replace one of the washers, which was still on the floor.
So it really doesn’t matter how poo the bike is or looks, some retard will probably try and steal it….