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  • CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    I present…

    Julia Hofmann and one of her vehicles

    and the other;

    And a Marin too, to fully satisfy the bearders!

    (Apologies if bindun.)

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    Yup.

    chrism110
    Free Member

    Perfect

    duncancallum
    Full Member

    Why hello

    She is most definitely delectable

    oliverracing
    Full Member

    Yup, and on a slightly different topic I do fancy converting a Defender like that (although likely would base it on a 130 for extra space)

    bigbloke
    Free Member

    Perfick….just perfick

    teasel
    Free Member

    Nah, prefer brunettes.

    lazybike
    Free Member

    I’m guessing she’s the kind of person who prefers her own company…she hasn’t given much thought to sharing her space. 🙂

    Andy-R
    Full Member

    Yep, if only I was 30 years younger….

    ononeorange
    Full Member

    Ding dong!

    ThePinkster
    Full Member

    I’m sorry, was there a woman there?

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    I’m sorry, was there a woman there?

    Couldn’t see past the grey Marin?
    😉

    (Hope you’re all well, old chap!)

    ThePinkster
    Full Member

    😆
    Getting there slowly, cheers Flashy.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    pffft – I see gears 🙄

    househusband
    Full Member

    Recall seeing a video of her and her Land Rover a few years ago… most memorable!

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    PROFILE

    Nationality: German
    Hometown / region: Lichtenfels/Bavaria
    Date of Birth: 06-10-1984
    Riding mountain bikes since: 2004
    Best spot/trail on earth: Magic Mushroom Trail/Scottland/Tweedvalley/Glentress
    Riding: Enduro, Freeride
    Favorite water sport(s): surfing, wakeboarding

    Magic mushroom, best trail on earth …. ?
    Ironing, Shirley…

    mcmoonter
    Free Member

    PROFILE

    Nationality: German
    Hometown / region: Lichtenfels/Bavaria
    Date of Birth: 06-10-1984
    Riding mountain bikes since: 2004
    Best spot/trail on earth: Magic Mushroom Trail/Scottland/Tweedvalley/Glentress
    Riding: Enduro, Freeride
    Favorite water sport(s): surfing, wakeboarding

    Magic mushroom, best trail on earth …. ?
    Ironing, Shirley…

    In that case I’m oot.

    alandavidpetrie79
    Free Member

    Wow! 😯

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    here’s the perfect donor.

    Wow! 😯

    My thoughts exactly! Trying very hard not to buy that LWB!

    allthepies
    Free Member

    that we reached out to her in Germany

    Northwind
    Full Member

    A lot of work’s gone into making a campervan the size of a cupboard there 😆 Delica next time maybe?

    FWIW I had my first ever perfect mountain biking moment on Magic Mushroom, all vivid greens and time moving slowly.

    bruneep
    Full Member

    were you in a bubble as well?

    weeksy
    Full Member

    You seen the state of her flat ? I’d bloody kill her if I came home to mess like that…. unless she was in stockings and suspenders anyway.

    Personally, I have no desire to share MTBing with my missus, it’s my thing, my escape, my time out. Whilst she can join in with me if I take my boy out for a wander down the river, I’d never want to MTB with my missus. EVER… ever…

    spacemonkey
    Full Member

    If she can cook too then I’m in. If not then I’m out.

    jimster01
    Full Member

    If she can cook too then I’m in. If not then I’m out.

    I don’t mind cooking her breakfast.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    I’ll cook as long as she washes up and dusts.

    fr0sty125
    Free Member

    Bavarian…….

    mrclox
    Free Member

    Brazilian…..

    jimster01
    Full Member

    Bavarian…….

    Good surfing in Munich –

    Good beer too. 😀

    fr0sty125
    Free Member

    I dated a girl from Bavaria before she was a bit direct with her words and a different idea of what is polite.

    Daffy
    Full Member

    fr0sty125 – Member
    I dated a girl from Bavaria before she was a bit direct with her words and a different idea of what is polite.

    Perfect.

    Sundayjumper
    Full Member

    Just a reminder as nobody has mantioned it yet in this thread – Land Rovers, especially Series Land Rovers, are bloody awful to drive. Great fun to bobble about off road, sure, but not for anything else. You need to be a serious fanboi.

    Northwind
    Full Member

    fr0sty125 – Member

    I dated a girl from Bavaria before she was a bit direct with her words and a different idea of what is polite.

    In this case, she might say something like “You sad singletrack **** have no chance. And stop fapping over my landrover”. Far too direct and impolite.

    breatheeasy
    Free Member

    To be honest, the perfect girl for most of the STW forumites would appear to be that woman who sent on £16 invoice for non-attendance to a kid who didn’t turn up her sons birthday party…

    easy
    Full Member

    You know it says on the pinkbike article that she also has a Land Rover 2a as well…..

    maxtorque
    Full Member

    chrism110
    Perfect

    She might be, but she’s gonna have to try a bit harder than just a knackered old T3 van!

    trevron73
    Free Member

    My first car? was a 1963 series 2a ex raf Landrover given to me as a 15 year old by my father, i loved it but sold it and got a mini metro (way cooler) now i would love to own that landy. That is a great conversion .

    NorthCountryBoy
    Free Member

    Does anyone recognize the fork to floor mount in the land Rover? Looks to be easy to remove from floor with a thumb wheel knob thingy.

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