Things you know you won’t get away with but do anyway.

I am putting this eggy bowl in the dishwasher for the third time knowing full well one day i will have to address the issue manually.

What you got.

I’ve just planted a load of pot bound, stunted, yellowing tomatoes in dry, stony, lumpy clay.  I’m not sure what I’m hoping will happen tbh, it just felt like after several months I’d give them a new view.

Drinking more than two pints.  I don’t do it often but I always regret it the next day ( perhaps because after 2 pints I tend to get thirsty and anything could happen 🙂 )

Doing a ‘quick’ fettle/fix on a bike over grass without putting a sheet down first.

Because,you know, I am paying special attention and will NOT drop anything this time,no Siree Bob.

😲🙃🤣

Not posting anything about this, just in case my manager reads this.

Not much.

#noregrets

Watch life pass you by when you know it’s finite.

I’ve just planted a load of pot

Hmmm?

Drinking more than two pints.  I don’t do it often but I always regret it the next day ( perhaps because after 2 pints I tend to get thirsty and anything could happen 🙂 )

Something I very rarely do, but as it was a nice evening, I went out for a walk and stopped at two local pubs, and ended up having three pints.

And there will be no regrets the next morning.

Mainly because I don’t have to go to work. 🙃

Farting in a lift with only one other person in it.

Eating too much

Riding a mountain bike, I know that however cautious I vow to be it’s only a matter of time before I’m flying through the air bikeless or sliding along the ground on my hands  and knees, or arse.

Turning up for work and pretending I know what the **** it is I’m supposed to be doing.

Feels like the net is closing in.

Just buying a new chain because the cassette and chainring ‘don’t look too bad’.

Buying more electronics for the house, usually audio related.

Just one more biscuit, then I weigh myself 🙁