Things you always lose.

**** left ear pods.

That’s my fourth set halved.

Gloves are my most popular thing to lose one of.

Top tip: camoflage gloves are not recommended on night rides if you drop one in a forest

I never spend much money on sunglasses because their days a numbered as soon as they come into my possession

Marbles

Front door Key and back door key.

They’re always in one of many pockets across multiple pairs of shorts, jeans, jackets.  BUT WHICH ONE!!!

My train of tho……

The will to live when reading any thread that went past 2 pages*

*and into big hitter world

The game

Curse you, Jimmy

Sanity

Keys, not permanently but for frustratingly long search periods.

Gloves and Combs.

Patience.

Rock, paper, scissors

@Jimmy – I cried out in anguish reading that, it’s been five years!

I never spend much money on sunglasses because their days a numbered as soon as they come into my possession

I went the opposite way and brought some expensive ones to motivate me not to forget them

The allen key I was using ten seconds ago

M.2 SSD Support Standoff and Screw

I bought a box of them then used them a couple of times but now they have all disappeared into thin air when I need them… arrrgghhh.  I can use them for couple PCs from that box

Right work gloves. I wasn’t aware it was always the right until I had the idea of buying a pack of ten so that I could always make a pair if I lost one. Ended up with ten left gloves.

Hats – as soon as I get attached to a beanie or cap it disappears into the ether.

My bottle.

@olddog – yep.

Lost hat and power of STW

@joshvegas there must be a counterpart in this world / country who loses only the right. eBay search? Or left ear eBay store?

Overshoes. Buy ’em in the summer cheap, can’t find ’em when they’re required.

You lot need to be more organised. I don’t lose any of that shit – apart from small screws which I always drop. Every **** time. Even when I’m being extra careful.

Hairs on my head at present.

Synovial Membrane.

My resistance to more beer after 2 or 3….

One sock and glasses. I must have half a dozen single socks in my drawer, the other one no where to be found. With riding glasses, it’s like that episode of Father Ted. 4 pairs in the last 12 months, all lost out riding.

My ability to give a **** on most things in this life!

Odd socks, and we don’t have a dog.

My rag, usually with inanimate objects.

The plot.

Easily done after a poor night’s sleep.

You lot need to be more organised. I don’t lose any of that shit

You sir clearly  don’t have the gene. I could be naked in a room and lose an earbud, I don’t even need to touch them. They just pooooof dissappear

My temper. Too quickly and too often.
However, it’s usually short-lived and soon forgotten. Unlike my wife who rarely loses her temper, but when she does, it’s scary.

Lost the grub screws to fit mudguards onto forks, bought 6 more dropped the first one on garage floor never to be seen again!

Unspoken battles with my other half*

* Not always ,but it often feels like it

:-)

Think I have lost alot of Umbrellas down the years.Or broken a few as well.

Can’t say I have ever owned an umbrella to lose.

Confidence/positivity/social skills.Sometimes used to think I was making progress. Then brain/life/whatever just say nope.

DT swiss squarkle washers. Fiddly wee bastaaaaaaards

To the extent that I’ve bought a whole extra set for a wheel build this evening and thought I’d not lost one!

Then two fell out of the rim.

If DT rims weren’t completely unkillable for me, I’d be chucking them in the sea. Number of DT rims I’ve killed=0. Currently 6 in rotation over 6 bikes.

Top tip: camoflage gloves are not recommended on night rides if you drop one in a forest

What the **** kind of situations are you putting yourself in where you need camo gloves?  “Hey look, there’s a bloke over there with no hands!”

Are you Fingerbobs?